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[Andres]

"So the rowboat is moon-sized and has a WMG with a humanoid form? I'd much prefer a battleship, actually. They're cooler."

[Stirk]

"More like "Queen size bed" size, actually. And doesn't have a humanoid form, just a bobble head on the front. And it only has a WMG if it stands for Whole Market (of) Grapes"

[Andres]

"What!? Why would you lead me on like that? That's just mean."

[Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum]

I will create a Platinum Bucket that is able to produce unlimited amounts of any liquid the holder can think of, with a nicely carved bone handle.
Place it in the eyeless sheep monster's horde.

If the stoNe meN are so nice to humans, could we not make them think everyone was human?

[DreamerGhost]

That would require decent knowlege of how the stone men operate. May I sugest we move the human capital and I have the temple flattened?

[Andres]

That would require decent knowlege of how the stone men operate. May I sugest we move the human capital and I have the temple flattened?

"I've already begun preparations to glass the entire city. The people are being evacuated as we speak and after that it's simply the matter of collecting whatever texts, artifacts, inventions, and shinies within the city and moving them out. I think we should wait until my ninjas report on what's inside the temple itself before we do anything."

[DreamerGhost]

Just give me a sign whenever you are ready. My archangel can nuke at least three more times.

[Kilojoule Proton]

(cont'd)
Many Void cultists are brought in.

General Lee and a regiment of the Imperial Army evacuate the capital.

The Ikakus join the attack. They are likewise not attacked and given a wide berth by the stoNe meN.

Propaganda posters were relased and may or may not mostly have the godly modifications.

The Ninjas find that the stoNe soldieRs emerge after worship services.

Serac has assisted in the distribution of modified propaganda posters. They are a riot. (And possibly in more ways than one) Serac has also set up adventurer quest boards at the pastry shop and created a species of giant mushroom that shows an image of the sky no matter how deep in the caverns they are.

Yaos:
Muman: "I will learn air magic."
Keshan Human: "My husband [DATA EXPUNGED]!"

(not 4E at once, obviously)

Spoiler: Deities (click to show/hide)

Cim the Lawgiver (Order, Law): 20/27, 9-10
Varee (Randomness): 25/25, 2-3
Fusil (Weapons): 10/14, 7-8
Azem (Greed, Trade): 26/33, 6-7
Khaziraad (Architecture): 13/25, 4-5
Kli (Balance, Sacrifice): 21/23, 4-5
Grauel (Hunger): 28/28, 11-12
Serac (Oceans, Bubbles): 14/27, 6-7
The Light (Light): 33/33, 5-6
Yaos (Ambition, Coasts): 3/5, 6-7
Joha (Life): 15/20, 3-4
Carmine (Exploration, Science): 20/20, 0-1
Neron (Ice): 12/20, 4-5
Darruth (Goodness): 7/20, 7-8

[Andres]

The Ninjas find that the stoNe soldieRs emerge after worship services.

Exactly how many services are there that would create thousands of the bloody things?
The ninjas record what happens during the services. Not all of them though, can't have them all possibly going insane.

Keshan Human: "My husband [DATA EXPUNGED]!"

(Umm, is this supposed to be something that's not quite PG or something that's worthy of PURGING?)

[Kilojoule Proton]

Yaos: Apparently, each one triggers the flow of a massive crowd. The services are conducted as normal with a brief glottal stop inserted in Yaos' name.

Keshan Human: "Also, [REDACTED] ghost slime [REDACTED] talking vskrd!"
(How about both or neither?)

[Andres]

"The priests are bitch-slapped, fired, possibly purged if they register on the VDD, and replaced with new priests who can pronounce Yaos' name properly. The temple is searched for any Void items.

The family is checked with the VDD, as is their home.

[Kilojoule Proton]

The priests have no Void influence. It seems that anyone in the temple pronounces Yaos with a glottal stop. The only Void item seems to be a suspicious jelly roll.

The family triggers greatly along with the stoNe meN in their home.

[Andres]

"The power of Yaos compels you, jelly roll! Also known as Jeffrey! Return to your angelic form and serve Yaos!"

[Kilojoule Proton]

You have an intense staredown with the jelly roll. After a few minutes, you conclude that it blinked first.

[Andres]

"Yaos 1 - Void 0. Ok. Time for purging."

Yaos blasts it with some fire magic.

"Oh and this is an open notice to the person who killed my angels with their monkeys. If I randomly find their souls in the Human Plane or in some kind of artifact or something, then consider yourself forgiven. I'd also like their bodies back but that's optional. If you choose to directly give them to me via secret action then don't worry about revealing yourself - I won't care so long as you return what belongs to me. I won't even single you out among the Council or seek revenge or anything! I just want my angels back."