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[WillowLuman]

((Yeah, it's a fine line to walk with risque humor. Just got to be careful.))

"So, this cat... dog seems friendly enough, if a bit strange. Think we should bring it along?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Iton raises his hand

[WillowLuman]

"Yes, Iton?"

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

What use would we have for a confused catdog?

[Prophet]

I think we should ask it to come with us!

[Arcvasti]

**Hugo... Besides the skeletons in the ritual room and the bank robbers, we haven't seen any humans, or even human remains, right? Just cats. Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats.**

Arcvasti takes a deep breath to calm himself.

**INTELLIGENT cats. Cats that wear clothes and use primitive tools. And now one that thinks he's a dog. Something I once said was "The essence of humanity is the ability to be something other then one's physical form". I... I don't think these were ALWAYS cats. They might have been people, once. And the newpaper or whatever. Didn't it mention some dog-themed superhero? If I were a classic megalomanical supervillain, I'd be into poetic justice and ironic fate kind of stuff. I... I actually think we should take the... Mammal along with us.**

[WillowLuman]

((Every post I make, there is at least one ninja))

What use would we have for a confused catdog?

"Are we really going to get into the political correctness of insane animals?"
"...just call it a catdog, I guess. It can't really understand what we're saying. Except for trained commands. Which raises questions about a trainer..."

I think we should ask it to come with us!

"I'll ask. We could also try the W word." So, do you have a person, dog? If not, you could tag along with us. Or we could help you find your person.

**Hugo... Besides the skeletons in the ritual room and the bank robbers, we haven't seen any humans, or even human remains, right? Just cats. Cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats cats.**

Arcvasti takes a deep breath to calm himself.

**INTELLIGENT cats. Cats that wear clothes and use primitive tools. And now one that thinks he's a dog. Something I once said was "The essence of humanity is the ability to be something other then one's physical form". I... I don't think these were ALWAYS cats. They might have been people, once. And the newpaper or whatever. Didn't it mention some dog-themed superhero? If I were a classic megalomanical supervillain, I'd be into poetic justice and ironic fate kind of stuff. I... I actually think we should take the... Mammal along with us.**

"That's... a scary thought. I'd been going under the assumption that they'd eaten everyone, or driven them away, but some of the one's I've asked don't seem to recognize humans. Which wouldn't make sense if they'd eaten everyone..."

[~Neri]

"Nope~ No person. Just felines errywhere~"

"That thought is a tad squicky."

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

I thought he meant that the cats were just human souls in cat bodies

[Arcvasti]

I thought he meant that the cats were just human souls in cat bodies

**That might be possible too. This place seems to be genre-agnostic in ALL THE WAYS, so soul sucking SCIENCE could certainly be possible.**

[~Neri]

"Or it could literally be people turned into an equivalent mass of cats."

[WillowLuman]

So, do you want to come with us?

"If they were human, they seem to have forgotten. Which is also horrifying. Though it might explain some of the quirks we've seen so far. Jeez..."

"Or it could literally be people turned into an equivalent mass of cats."

"What, you mean like Adipose style?" HugoLuman looks visibly horrified.

[Arcvasti]

**Assuming This Place^TM even follows those sorts of laws. If not, you could conceivably convert someone into MORE then their mass in cats. Conservation of energy sure doesn't seem to apply. Or maybe the energy is supplied by This Place^TM means that the laws ARE followed, but it doesn't seem so from our end? Maybe Madamemoiselle Tuber knows more. I certainly don't.**

[~Neri]

"Yes, like Adipose style."

[WillowLuman]

"Yes, like Adipose style."

HugoLuman looks a bit sick. "I really hope not. Though at least then they'd be dead and not subject to mental torture."

**Assuming This Place^TM even follows those sorts of laws. If not, you could conceivably convert someone into MORE then their mass in cats. Conservation of energy sure doesn't seem to apply. Or maybe the energy is supplied by This Place^TM means that the laws ARE followed, but it doesn't seem so from our end? Maybe Madamemoiselle Tuber knows more. I certainly don't.**

From Kevak's bag, muffled too much for anyone but him to hear, came the voice. "I could explain the science of this place to you, but it would take a very, very long time."