Dammit beirus, why do you get all the kills?
"That was fun! Now die!"
Run toward the guys who shot at me and beat them up.
Hohoho!
Sneaky sneaky
It's the Greenpocalypse! Greenmageddon! Greenarok!
Hide from the tank team.
We're all gonna die.
Continue to be completely naked under my rainbow trenchcoat.
Go at the speed of Sanic all the way over to orange dot and punch him in the balls.
My Beanie is the Star of Morning, the child of dawn. The fist thrown into Tobbogan shall obtain victory!
(Derm spd: 1+2+2)
(Roach spd: 4+6)
(TANK TOP spd: 4)
(Beirus aff: 1+6)
(Smartmouth spd: 6)
(Darren spd: 2+2)
(Toboggan spd: 2+6)
(Ragnarok spd: 5+6+10)
(Ragnarok dex: 2-6)
(Toboggan spd: 6+6)
(Roach dex: 6-3)
(Smartmouth spd: 2)
(Roach str: 2-3)
(Smartmouth end: 5+8)
(Beirus aff: 5+6+10)
(TANK TOP end: 1)
(Darren end: 6+1)
(Gerald end: 0) I'm just killing him off here, because he hasn't moved since he spawned.
(Toboggan end: MAGIC IMMUNE)
(Smartmouth dex: 2)
(Smartmouth dex: 4)
(Smartmouth dex: 2)
(Smartmouth dex: 1)
(Smartmouth dex: 2)
(Smartmouth dex: 5)
(Roach spd: 5+6)
(Derm aff: 1+6)
(Roach end: 3+6)
Using his supersanic speed, Ragnarok flies through the tall grass towards Toboggan and tries to deliver a crippling blow to his manhood. Sadly, he's not used to this kind of speed, and completely misjudges the timing of his punch, missing his target entirely. Meanwhile, on the other side of the island, The Roach decides to attack the tank team before they become any more overpowered than they already are. Charging towards the tank at full speed, he leaps into the air, his fist aimed directly at Smartmouth's head. For a moment, it looks like the attack is going to connect, but then the air around the tank shimmers slightly, and The Roach's fist collides with a transparent barrier instead of Smartmouth's skull.
"Nice try, buddy. You almost had me worried there for a second. But almost just doesn't cut it when it comes to looting."As just about every gun on Smartmouth's side of the tank begins to spin up to speed, Beirus raises his scepter into the air, the emerald claw on top of it giving off a flash of light as a snaking wall of jagged emeralds bursts forth from the island. TANK TOP, who was sneaking towards the tank, ready to erase it from existence, is completely torn to shreds. The same happens to Gerald out on the dock, which collapses moments later from the excess weight of the crystalline growths. Darren is slightly safer in his house, until the roof caves in on top of him, crushing his legs into an unrecognizable pulp. Seeing the wave of crystal heading towards him, Toboggan switches the dial on his robe to the 'magic' setting, and watches in wonder as the emerald lances shatter harmlessly against him. And while too close to the tank to be safely targeted by the mass of gems, The Roach has his own problems to deal with. As Smartmouth fires her barrage of bullets, he ducks beneath the tank, only to be caught in a burst of roaring flames from several pipes on the vehicle's underside, and it's only through a miracle that he avoids being burned to a crisp and comes out unscathed.
(Beirus luk: 1+3+6)
As Beirus admires his new emerald paradise, a scimitar the size of a greatsword appears in the tank. It's fashioned from some sort of banded and patterned steel, and the forward edge is heavily serrated, with a large cleft in the tip looking almost like a mouth filled with razor-sharp teeth. A red tassel hangs from the hilt, and there is an eye-shaped hole at the base of the blade, presumably to reduce its weight.
TANK TOP AND GERALD ARE DEAD! FLABORT SPAWNS AS YELLOW, AND MORGAN SPAWNS AS BROWN!(Flabort luk: 5+2)
Flabort's waiver becomes a large glass orb of an earthy-yellow color. Holding it, he can feel every movement of the earth beneath his feet, and with a little bit of effort, can even manipulate the vibrations.
(Morgan luk: 5+1)
Morgan's waiver becomes a wand topped with a bright red jewel, which glows slightly as if lit by some internal flame.
Derm (Red): Metal sleep-laser turban, big damn tank with big damn guns, gigantic mustache
Beirus II (Blue): Maaaagic cape, fancy pith helmet, Smartmouth, crabclaw scepter, hungry scimitar
Toboggan (Orange): Rainbow Trenchcoat
The Roach (White): Nothing
Morgan (Brown): Red wand
Darren Kelley (Purple): Bad guy sword
Ragnarok (Pink): Sanic hat
Flabort (Yellow): Earthen sphere
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Topic: Looter's Delight 3: STILL ALIVE (Read 49476 times)