Poke a nearby tree with the eraser.
There aren't any trees nearby, so you swipe your eraser across a swath of tall grass, erasing a good sized band of it from existence.
Yay violence!
You quickly set the dial on your robes to ranged, and wade through the tall grass, gesticulating wildly in an effort to make your robe do things. Unfortunately, the robe doesn't react, leading you to believe that this isn't quite how it works.
"Heya. Did you want to grab a gun or are you good over there? Oh, do you know if I can incorporate my turban into the guns?"
The sky is falling.
"Talking loot that tells me about loot? Sweet. So, can you explain to me what my cape and helmet do? I think I've figured the Cape out a bit, but it would be nice to know of anything it does that I haven't figured out. Also, what can you do other than being the Lootcyclopedia Greentanica? Also, tell me quietly. Don't want anybody else hearing."
Hail Greentain. Long live the Green!
Now that's more like it!
"Ahoy there, possibly demonic fridge! What great mysteries do you conceal?"
Check out the contents of the necrofridge. Is the cord plugged in? Plug it in if it isn't. Eat anything that looks like it won't kill me horribly.
Kick Systar into the fridge and close it on him. Revenge for kill stealing me
Sneak to the house above the one I am hiding in. Try not to get shot by the tank.
(Derm spd: 4+2+2)
(Beirus aff: 5+6)
(Smartmouth spd: 5)
(Systar spd: 2+1)
(Roach spd: 4+6)
(Darren spd: 3+2)
(Beirus aff: 2+6)
(Beirus aff: 2+6)
(Beirus aff: 6+6)
(Systar spd: 3+1)
(Systar end: 5)
(Systar end: 5)
(Systar end: 2)
(Roach spd: 3+6)
(Roach end: 5+6)
(Derm dex: 1+2)
(Derm dex: 6+2)
(Derm dex: 3+2)
(Roach spd: 5+6)
(Smartmouth dex: 2)
(Smartmouth dex: 2)
(Smartmouth dex: 4)
(Smartmouth dex: 1)
(Smartmouth dex: 3)
(Smartmouth dex: 3)
(Darren spd: 4+2)
Knowing an opportunity for a double kill when he sees one, Beirus tilts his guns skyward and fires an arcing volley at Systar and The Roach. The shots come down like metal rain, and while Systar and his fridge are filled with enough holes to pass for swiss cheese, The Roach comes out of it with nothing more than a few cuts and burns on one of his arms. Derm attempts to correct this with another volley, but like his namesake, The Roach is incredibly difficult to kill, and dodges the volley with ease. Taking advantage of the distraction, Darren tries to sneak his way up to one of the northern houses, but is spotted by Smartmouth, who hops onto one of the tank's guns and fires an inhuman amount of bullets at him. Through some sort of miracle though, Darren manages to dodge every single bullet, none of them even coming close enough to graze his
hitbox head.
(Beirus luk: 5+6+2)
As the dust clears from around where Systar was shot, a grand copper scepter falls into Beirus' hands, topped with a large emerald in the shape of a crab's claw. While it may look fairly ordinary compared to Derm's mustache or tank, there's an utterly unbelievable amount of power coming off of it, to the point where the entire island appears to be bathed in a dark green glow.
SYSTAR IS DEAD! RAGNAROK SPAWNS AS PINK!(Ragnarok luk: -5-6)
Ragnarok's waiver becomes a blue beanie, with the phrase "GOTTA GO FAST!" sewed onto the top of it. There is only one possible thing that this could mean...
Derm (Red): Metal sleep-laser turban, big damn tank with big damn guns, gigantic mustache
Beirus II (Blue): Maaaagic cape, fancy pith helmet, Smartmouth, crabclaw scepter
Toboggan (Orange): Rainbow Trenchcoat
The Roach (White): Nothing
Tank Top (Brown): Gigantic pencil
Darren Kelley (Purple): Bad guy sword
Ragnarok (Pink): Sanic hat
Gerald Londeral (Yellow): X-ray bow
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