We're looting again?We're looting again! My college is dead on the weekends, and my classes are seven different kinds of easy, so I figured I'd go back to doing what I do best: Letting people murder each other horribly with randomly generated bits of sharp and shiny goodness.
Again? You mean that this has happened before?Yes indeed, twice in fact. But if you missed the first two installments, there's no need to worry, because I'll sum up how it works. You're in an arena with seven other bastards. Every time you kill one of those bastards, you get a piece of randomly generated loot. And I don't mean Borderlands random, or even Diablo random. I mean full-blown 'panties on your head that make you go faster' random. And since I like to use the chunky salsa damage rule, killing those bastards is quick, easy, and oh-so-satisfying.
Alright, I'm hooked. How do I join?Welcome aboard! Just fill out this character sheet, and you'll be on your way. All stats can be either a plus, a minus, or a blank, but you have to have at least one minus for every plus that you have. A plus is plus one to rolls using the stat, and a minus is a minus one. Oh, and as a general rule,
no stats can be higher than 6 or lower than -6. I've reworked the stats slightly to make dexterity less OP (Hitting and dodging are now separate stats), and got rid of Badassery (Because it was rolled so little that it more or less became free points), but +6 is more than enough for you all to create horrifyingly minmaxed characters.
Name: What are you called?
Looks: What do you look like?
Stats:
Strength: Affects how much of a beating you can dish out
Endurance: Affects how much of a beating you can take
Dexterity: Affects how well you can aim
Speed: Affects how well you can move and dodge
Affinity: Affects how well you can use magic items
Luck: Affects how sharp and shiny your loot is
Indeed you do. You get one random item to start you off, based upon what your highest skill is.
Player: Beirus
Name: Beirus 2: Green Harder
Looks: Green. Completely green.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Dexterity: ------
Speed: ++++++
Affinity: ++++++
Luck: ++++++
Player: NAV
Name: Toboggan
Looks: Naked!
Strength: ------
Endurance:++++++
Dexterity:------
Speed: ++++++
Affinity: ------
Luck: ++++++
Player: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum
Name: Jenna
Description: A teenager wearing a red dress, with long flowing red hair.
Strength------
Endurance++++++
Dexterity------
Speed+
Affinity-
Luck++++++
Player: BadLemonsXI
Name: Belkin.
Looks: Wacky inflatable wavy arm man!
Stats:
Strength: ++
Endurance: ----
Dexterity: ++
Speed: ++
Affinity: ----
Luck: ++
Player: Sarrak
Name: Hakkar
Description: A somewhat pale man with a wide unnerving grin.
Stats:
Strength -----
Endurance -----
Speed +++++
Dexterity -----
Affinity +++++
Luck +++++
Player: taat
Name: Stickman
strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Speed: ++++++
Dexterity: ++++
Affinity: +-0
Luck: ++
Player: Persus13
Name: Billy Snow
Looks: An awful looking rapper
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: +++
Dexterity: +
Speed: -
Affinity: +++
Luck: ++++++
Player: +!!scientist!!+
Name: Austin
Looks: He wears jeans and a hoodie, but the hood never obscures his playful grin and sparkling eyes.
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Dexterity: ++++
Speed: ++++++
Affinity: +
Luck: +
Player: TamerVirus
Name: Jenkins 2a
Appearance: Yet another dimensionally displaced business man, this time with a mustache
Strength: 4
Endurance: 6
Dexterity:-4
Speed: -1
Affinity:-5
Luck: 0
Player: Elephant Parade
Name: Flimsy Wizard
Description: A fragile-looking man with generic wizard clothes. He reminds you slightly of a lizard, for some reason.
Stats
Strength------
Endurance------
Dexterity------
Speed++++++
Affinity++++++
Luck +++++
Player: Toaster
Name: Thrakor
Looks: A short guy with an attitude problem. Has a scraggly beard he should probably shave, unremarkable brown eyes, and receding hair that's going grey early. A bit slender. Haven't we seen this before?
Stats:
Strength: ------
Endurance: +
Dexterity: 0
Speed: 0
Affinity: +++
Luck: ++
Player: superBlast
Name: Lucky
Looks: Average to weak looking, but makes up for that his extreme luck. May or may not be a lolicon.... maybe.
Stats:
Strength: --
Endurance: -
Speed: -
Affinity: -
Luck: +++++
Player: Squill
Name: Jimminy
Looks: A stout man with a luxurious, full beard which brings him great strength, but is destructive to magic.
Stats:
Strength: ++++
Endurance: +++
Dexterity:
Speed: --
Affinity: -----
Luck:
Player: Xantalos
Name: THONG
Description: A short Mexican guy wearing a full suit, with a bright orange thong on the outside of it. Background: He's the dad of PANT and TANK TOP. He's out for revenge and stuff.
Stats:
Strength: -6
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: -6
Speed: 0
Affinity: +6
Luck: +6
Player: Person
Name: John Smith
Description: Nondescript.
Stats:
Strength: -2
Endurance: 0
Dexterity: +2
Speed: 0
Affinity: -3
Luck: +3
Player: Kingbodz
Name: Honky the clown
Description: A average clown
Stats:
Strength: -2
Endurance: +3
Dexterity: -6
Speed: +3
Affinity: -2
Luck: +4
Player: stefmor90
Name: SIR BADASSITUDE
Looks: EXPLOSIONS
Stats:
Strength: ++++
Endurance: +++++
Dexterity: ++
Speed: +
Affinity: ------
Luck: ------
Player: Dermonster
Name: Derm
Looks: Never quite understood the point of this one. or the previous. Usernames are easier to remember.
Strength: ------
Endurance: ------
Dexterity: ++
Speed: +++
Affinity: ++
Luck: ++++++
Player: Flabort
Name: LOOT THEIF
Appearance: fast man with large bag labled "LOOT".
Strength ++++
Endurance --
Dexterity ++++
Speed ++++++
Affinity ------
Luck ------
Player: Tryrar
Name:Tryrar
Looks: Completely average
Str:------
Dex------
End:
Spd:
Aff:++++++
Lck:++++++
Player: High Tyrol
Name the incredible mr. light warp
A very thin man wearing a white and yellow spandex tightsuit
Strength 6-
Speed 6+
Affinity 3+
Endurance 3-
Luck0+-
Dexterity 0+-
Player: Darkpaladin109
Name: Grandmaster Ian Van Corgini
Looks: A big, humanoid corgi wearing only a blue wizard hat.
Stats:
Strength: -6
Endurance: -2
Dexterity: -1
Speed: +1
Affinity: +4
Luck: +4
Player: Redzephyr01
Name: Kamina
Description: Actually just Kamina
Stats:
Strength: -1
Endurance: -1
Dexterity: -1
Speed: -1
Affinity: -1
Luck: +5
Player: Salsacookies
Name: Ryu Guy Hayabusabiki
Looks: Ninja
Stats:
Strength: +3
Endurance: -3
Dexterity: +3
Speed: +3
Affinity: -6
Luck: 0
Player: solarlight
name: Gerald Londeral
looks: A rather tall male wearing brown jeans and a brown shirt underneath a green leather overcoat. His eyes are green and his is blond, he is wearing a brown fedora. He is actually intending to live this time.
Strength: -----
Endurance: --
dexterity: ++++
speed: +++
affinity: -
luck: +
Player: TCM
Name: Charles Barkley
Looks: COME ON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANT TO JAM.
Stats:
Strength: +++
Endurance: +++
Dexterity: ++
Speed: ++++
Affinity: ------
Luck: ------
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