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[~Neri]

Akia begins jumping on random furniture.

BOOOORRRRREED!

[Sanure]

Kyuto frowns, "I never get to have any fun..."

[Shadestyle]

Can we take the nuclear tank to the store and can I drive?

He squeals while clapping his front legs together

[Harbingerjm]

Keith stops and reaches into his pocket before pulling out a paper with what's presumably mission details.
"We are... getting dog toys? Jesus Christ, I don't think I want to know why."

...
Are you attempting to inform me that the "threats to humanity greater than a few Witches, Mutants, Xenos and Heretics" are a shortage of trifles for pets?
Vorin draws his pistol, still holding it relatively nonthreateningly for now.

[USEC_OFFICER]

"I know. And I'm sure you'll get to do something sooner rather than later."

[~Neri]

Hey! Doggie toys are fun to play with! Think of it as a way to pacify some of us~

[kj1225]

Keith looks at the cyborg.
"... In modern English please?"

[~Neri]

He's a roleplayer~ Brush up on the warhammer series~ Makes it more fun~ Basically he is wondering why we're getting me doggie toys instead of shooting things~

[Harbingerjm]

Your... organisation... secured my co-operation, and my temporary inaction on those abominations they consider useful, by assuring me that they were working against larger threats to humanity than those, threats which demanded all the resources they could acquire. If these "threats" are as petty as this, I see no further need for my co-operation.
Vorin levels his pistol at Akia's head.

[kj1225]

"Oh... You get to shoot things on later missions. This is basically to make sure you have basic competency and can follow orders. They do this with all new teams. And the dragon slayer squads."

[~Neri]

Relaaaax~ It's an introduction mission, they want to get us used to working together. Alsos sometimes they go downhill if they encounter something bad. Like the squidmen~! I wonder how they taste. Probs nasties.

[Harbingerjm]

"Oh... You get to shoot things on later missions. This is basically to make sure you have basic competency and can follow orders. They do this with all new teams. And the dragon slayer squads."

A pointlessly coddling approach to to training. Nevertheless, I shall comply.
Vorin lowers and reholsters his pistol, returning to his arms-crossed, corner hugging stance.

[~Neri]

Squeakytoys are the best first mission!

[Shadestyle]

Johnny slips into unconsciousness for a moment, slumping over, as Corgi begins his daily feeding.

((about 10 hours until morning, g'night for now))

[BlitzDungeoneer]

"Wait-wha?"
Z looks around wherever he is.
"Goddamnit, I spaced out. Again. Really, brain. Really."