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NRDL

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #195 on: August 29, 2014, 06:24:28 pm »

Except... It... Didn't change it at all? :T

Anyways, let's forget this poorly planned murder and go get some rest or something.
Then we can, you know, think things through.

Wait, you didn't think I was suggesting we murder Caroline, do you?  Heck no, I'm just suggesting we help our little serial killer become a well balance, adjusted human being with a loving partner - who occasionally murders people for kicks.
+1 to this as well.

+1, but let's not turn this into Dexter.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #196 on: August 29, 2014, 07:23:37 pm »

Fuck this, you think. You're not really in the mood to kill anyway, not so soon after your last one. You return home and flop down on the couch.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #197 on: August 29, 2014, 07:26:27 pm »

((I had to google what that stood for.))

Invite Caroline out for a bite to eat, just spend a normal day, murderific inspiration will come to us soon enough.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #198 on: August 29, 2014, 08:30:32 pm »

Get duct tape. And lots of it.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #199 on: August 30, 2014, 07:59:08 am »

Maybe the best idea would be to go for all female victims. This way, the police might assume a male killer.

EDIT:
Except... It... Didn't change it at all? :T

Anyways, let's forget this poorly planned murder and go get some rest or something.
Then we can, you know, think things through.

Wait, you didn't think I was suggesting we murder Caroline, do you?  Heck no, I'm just suggesting we help our little serial killer become a well balance, adjusted human being with a loving partner - who occasionally murders people for kicks.
+1 to this as well.

+1, but let's not turn this into Dexter.

+1 to murder shipping
« Last Edit: August 30, 2014, 08:58:20 am by Ddynamo »
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #200 on: August 30, 2014, 11:11:59 am »

didn't you already kill a fat man?

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #201 on: August 30, 2014, 03:43:54 pm »

Maybe the best idea would be to go for all female victims. This way, the police might assume a male killer.

EDIT:
Except... It... Didn't change it at all? :T

Anyways, let's forget this poorly planned murder and go get some rest or something.
Then we can, you know, think things through.

Wait, you didn't think I was suggesting we murder Caroline, do you?  Heck no, I'm just suggesting we help our little serial killer become a well balance, adjusted human being with a loving partner - who occasionally murders people for kicks.
+1 to this as well.

+1, but let's not turn this into Dexter.

+1 to murder shipping
-1 I have had my fill of murder shipping from Kitten Snot thank you.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #202 on: August 30, 2014, 05:11:09 pm »

Maybe the best idea would be to go for all female victims. This way, the police might assume a male killer.
-1. We should be an equal opportunity killer.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #203 on: August 30, 2014, 05:13:03 pm »

Maybe the best idea would be to go for all female victims. This way, the police might assume a male killer.
-1. We should be an equal opportunity killer.
Collect a victim of every type!
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #204 on: August 30, 2014, 05:13:58 pm »

Maybe the best idea would be to go for all female victims. This way, the police might assume a male killer.
-1. We should be an equal opportunity killer.
Collect a victim of every type!
It'll be like a sitcom! Think about it, we already got the fat one.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #205 on: September 02, 2014, 06:16:37 am »

Sorry I took so long! I just discovered A Dance with Rogues and I've been addicted ever since.

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Caroline: Alright, it's my day off so sure c:
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #206 on: September 02, 2014, 11:32:54 am »

>Go somewhere relatively cheap. Not fast food, but maybe something like a noodle bar where you can get a decent amount of food for under a tenner.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #207 on: September 02, 2014, 03:32:55 pm »

>Go somewhere relatively cheap. Not fast food, but maybe something like a noodle bar where you can get a decent amount of food for under a tenner.
+1
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #208 on: September 02, 2014, 03:56:23 pm »

>Go somewhere relatively cheap. Not fast food, but maybe something like a noodle bar where you can get a decent amount of food for under a tenner.
+1

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #209 on: September 03, 2014, 08:08:00 pm »

PTW.
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