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Worldmaster27

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #165 on: August 26, 2014, 04:46:30 pm »

+1 to the above as well.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #166 on: August 27, 2014, 06:09:12 pm »

Take a walk through the city, crowd-watch.  Get a feel for what our instincts want to kill next.  We might as well plan out our next murder, and the first step is picking likely victims - before we get needy about who to kill.

You go out into the streets and walk around. You're not quite in the mood to kill just yet, but it will be good to identify potential targets.

Partway through this your phone vibrates.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #167 on: August 27, 2014, 06:24:22 pm »

No need to be unsociable.  Let's answer the phone!
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #168 on: August 27, 2014, 06:28:09 pm »

No need to be unsociable.  Let's answer the phone!
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #169 on: August 27, 2014, 07:45:51 pm »

No need to be unsociable.  Let's answer the phone!
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+1 Assuming it is one of our friends, answer it with a hilarious in-joke that will sound extremely offensive to any one else.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #170 on: August 27, 2014, 07:56:29 pm »

First check it if we know the number, if so call.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #171 on: August 27, 2014, 08:10:01 pm »

Caroline has sent you a text.

Caroline: So BOOOOOOOOOOOORED. >.< What r u up to?
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« Reply #172 on: August 27, 2014, 08:14:34 pm »

Caroline has sent you a text.

Caroline: So BOOOOOOOOOOOORED. >.< What r u up to?

Madeline: Planning a romantic date for the two of us.  Wine, roses, desperate dash to the exit before they realise I can't pay.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #173 on: August 27, 2014, 08:15:44 pm »

Caroline has sent you a text.

Caroline: So BOOOOOOOOOOOORED. >.< What r u up to?

Madeline: Planning a romantic date for the two of us.  Wine, roses, desperate dash to the exit before they realise I can't pay.
Heheh, +1
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #174 on: August 27, 2014, 08:16:44 pm »

Caroline has sent you a text.

Caroline: So BOOOOOOOOOOOORED. >.< What r u up to?

Madeline: Planning a romantic date for the two of us.  Wine, roses, desperate dash to the exit before they realise I can't pay.
Heheh, +1
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #175 on: August 27, 2014, 09:41:35 pm »

Caroline: So BOOORED. >.< What r u up to?

You: Planning a romantic date for the two of us.  Wine, roses, desperate dash to the exit before they realise I can't pay.

Your eyes flicker back and forth as you continue scanning the crowd.

Caroline: Heheheh, sounds really nice <3
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« Reply #176 on: August 27, 2014, 09:46:16 pm »

Madeline:  Unless you've got a wad of cash lying around to pay for a restaurant, that date's probably going to take place by candlelight on a hill with a romantic view somewhere - which we'll have to walk to! <3  But seriously, if you think you're bored, I just got a job working nights in retail.  Yeesh.  Crap hours, but maybe it won't be utterly horrible.  D:
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #177 on: August 27, 2014, 09:50:38 pm »

Let's try not to get into a committed relationship, eh? It'll make our stabby-stabby murder sprees more difficult if we have someone watching over our back all the time.
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« Reply #178 on: August 27, 2014, 09:51:51 pm »

There's being reasonably concerned over the affairs of your beloved, and then there's smothering them.
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« Reply #179 on: August 27, 2014, 10:07:43 pm »

Yes. We should avoid smothering our beloveds as well. Keep the killing to people we don't know.
« Last Edit: August 27, 2014, 10:21:12 pm by Andres »
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