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Audioworm333

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You Are a Serial Killer
« on: August 16, 2014, 06:17:21 pm »

You've been sitting in this bar for ages, and not once have you been able to tear your eyes away from that man. That man, the fat one with the maroon turtleneck and shaggy beard, and a bald, greasy head. Most people wouldn't consider him particularly attractive. Including you. But that's not why you're staring at him. No; the reason has been running in your head ever since you saw him, over and over, like a broken record.

You'd like him to die. More specifically, you'd like to kill him.

What is your name?
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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2014, 06:22:37 pm »

Tod. It happens to be german for death, and it also just happens to sound like a mundane, regular name.
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Lyeos

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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2014, 06:23:15 pm »

Madeline South.
Accursed ninjas, taking advantage of my indecision! :P
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Yourmaster

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2014, 06:40:14 pm »

Sam, for not having to specify gender.
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2014, 06:41:41 pm »

Madeline South.
Accursed ninjas, taking advantage of my indecision! :P

Female serial killer GO! +1
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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2014, 06:58:01 pm »

Tod. It happens to be german for death, and it also just happens to sound like a mundane, regular name.
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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2014, 07:33:02 pm »

Tod. It happens to be german for death, and it also just happens to sound like a mundane, regular name.
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Re: Serial Killer
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2014, 07:41:21 pm »

Madeline South.
Accursed ninjas, taking advantage of my indecision! :P

Female serial killer GO! +1

Denying gender conventions go! +1!

Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2014, 08:01:42 pm »

AN: I'm gonna go with Madeline, both because she's the only one who gets a last name and because I think it would make things more interesting.


"Oi! Maddy!" The side of someone's hand playfully bonks you on the head. You turn around and are immediately greeted with the sensation of Caroline Hasting's plush, pink lips pressed against yours for a split second.

It's all you can do not to fall off of your stool. Caroline bursts into a fit of hysterical laughter, causing several patrons to turn their heads and stare. Damien, meanwhile, does his best to suppress his chuckling as Caroline brings a hand to her forehead. "I think the lady hath grace in her; she blushes!" She's right; your face is a deep red from the shock of it all. You avert your eyes.

"Admit it, Maddy," Damien says, flashing his pearly whites. "You want her."

"Absolutely not," you scowl; whether or not you meant it is entirely up to you. Either way, despite how you intended for it to come out in a stern tone of voice, your voice cracks, setting off another round of giggling.

Really, you shouldn't have been surprised; Caroline rarely takes a situation seriously, and often sees a situation as another opportunity for a jest - more often than not, at your expense - and it's a rare moment to see her without mirth in her eyes. Damien is almost as bad, but at least you can count on him to be serious when you need him to. Still, try as you might, it's hard to stay angry at your companions of long.

As Damien and Caroline banter, your attention soon returns to the more pressing matter at hand; that's the third time you've spaced out tonight, and for the same reason. You're awfully lucky that he's too drunk to notice you, or you would have attracted some unwanted attention. At this moment, you realize that you won't be able to get a moment's rest; your thoughts will be consumed with fantasies of the orchestration of the man's gruesome death at your hands, day after day, until you can make those fantasies a reality. This isn't the first time something like this has happened, either, but that time you were let off the hook. Now, things will be much more complicated.

Choose two skills to start with.

Handgun I: Your ability to aim and fire smaller weapons.
Rifle I: Your ability to aim and fire larger weapons.
Melee I: Your ability to wield a melee weapon, bladed or blunt, one-handed or otherwise.
Unarmed I: Your ability to use martial arts, or at least defend yourself without a weapon.
Resist panic I: Your ability to think quickly and calmly under pressure.
Torture I: Your ability to cause physical pain.
Interrogate I: Your ability to cause psychological pain.
Manipulate I: Your ability to get people to like you and do what you want. Works well with Interrogate.
Seduce I: Your physical attractiveness. Often goes hand in hand with Manipulate.
Medic I: Your ability to heal wounds; yours or otherwise.
Hack I: Your ability to operate computers.
Maintenance I: Your ability to maintain and repair machinery such as cars.


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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2014, 08:04:44 pm »

Changed
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Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2014, 08:05:26 pm »

Medic I
Unarmed I



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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2014, 08:06:03 pm »

Manipulate and Medic.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2014, 08:07:33 pm »

+1
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10/10.
Wants to rape and enslave my innocent night faeries ;-;

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2014, 08:08:29 pm »

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2014, 08:08:44 pm »

Manipulate and Medic.
Sounds good.
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