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Voting closed: August 22, 2014, 07:48:00 pm

[SaberToothTiger]

Let's have some fun with him. Gouge out his eyeballs, then crush his throat. Then look for some ragged clothing in the alley.

[birdy51]

Then slit his throat. The eyeballs will be our signature. Stuff the body in a dumpster when you get the chance.

[Gamerlord]

Do the other stuff, but also carve open his chest. If we can pull out a couple of ribs, do so and stab them into the empty eye sockets.

[SaberToothTiger]

Then slit his throat. The eyeballs will be our signature. Stuff the body in a dumpster when you get the chance.

We don't really have to cut his throat, it will be more gruesome it it will be crushed by boot.

[birdy51]

...Who said we are wearing boots? For all we know, we could just be further ruining our best pair of high heels.

[SaberToothTiger]

Well, it doesn't really matter. Just apply pressure to the throat bare foot or something like that, just make sure his throat is crushed.

[birdy51]

Then we still ruin our high heels, and now we have to get blood off of our shoes!

We're a lady y'know! Not some seductive street scamp who likes to crush windpipes with her feet!

[SaberToothTiger]

We are covered in blood anyway, there won't be much more if we choke him out. And who said high heels?

[birdy51]

;.;

I like high heels...

[SaberToothTiger]

Be quiet, mustachio - pistachio. Dis sheet's serious.

[Worldmaster27]

+1 to all that gruesome stuff

[flame99]

If we get seen, we can claim that the man attempted to rape us. We attempted to defend ourselves non-lethally by grabbing a nearby discarded beer bottle, and attempting to knock him out. However, he maintained consciousness, so we panicked and ended up stabbing him. We still might get charged with manslaughter, but it's better than murder.

[Orange Wizard]

+1 to all that gruesome stuff

+1

[birdy51]

If we get seen, we can claim that the man attempted to rape us. We attempted to defend ourselves non-lethally by grabbing a nearby discarded beer bottle, and attempting to knock him out. However, he maintained consciousness, so we panicked and ended up stabbing him. We still might get charged with manslaughter, but it's better than murder.

...I don't think people are that gullible. But we'll see what happens. We'll definitely be wanting to run from the scene here pretty soon. We just need to be careful not to leave the bottle on the scene. It's a murder weapon now, and murder weapons have prints.

[flame99]

If we get seen, we can claim that the man attempted to rape us. We attempted to defend ourselves non-lethally by grabbing a nearby discarded beer bottle, and attempting to knock him out. However, he maintained consciousness, so we panicked and ended up stabbing him. We still might get charged with manslaughter, but it's better than murder.

...I don't think people are that gullible. But we'll see what happens. We'll definitely be wanting to run from the scene here pretty soon. We just need to be careful not to leave the bottle on the scene. It's a murder weapon now, and murder weapons have prints.

It's not a completely unlikely story. The man was drunk and possibly surly, and presumably nobody saw us push him in, so we could claim that he forced us into the alley. It's not foolproof, but it's something.