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Author Topic: You Are a Serial Killer  (Read 21375 times)

Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #90 on: August 20, 2014, 06:13:49 pm »
You peel off your bloodstained clothing and hop in the shower, washing off the grime.

You keep reliving the killing over and over in your mind. The death was definitely gruesome enough, although you would have liked to see him suffer more. Still, given the circumstances, you think you made the right choice.

Overall, you are satisfied with the kill. +50 XP

You wash the blood off of your bottle once you're finished with your shower, then smash it to bits. You find an unremarkable box and put the glass shards in it, resolving to fully dispose of it later. Finally, after loading the laundry into the washing machine, you snuggle up into bed and fall into a deep sleep.


You awake to a knocking at your door, followed by two paper objects sliding under it.


You are now rested, and will gain a small bonus to rolls.

Your stomach growls. You could use a meal.


AN: You won't die of hunger or fall asleep in the street or anything, but it's easy to get distracted when you haven't eaten or slept for days.


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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #91 on: August 20, 2014, 06:27:55 pm »
Grab the papers, and read them while checking to see if we have any food.
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #92 on: August 20, 2014, 07:15:28 pm »
RENT IS DUE TOMORROW
REMEMBER, $150
HAVE A NICE DAY

The second one is in an actual envelope. You open it up.

Hey, Maddy!
Heard you weren't doing so well and I just got my paycheck, so here.
I love you, sweetie. Call me sometime soon!
Mom

+$100

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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

Iituem

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #93 on: August 20, 2014, 07:22:06 pm »
Judging from our stats we've eaten, and that $100 is the gift money, so we didn't have $100 before.

Well, we could get a job that pays money up front in cash (and if you find such a job, tell me), we could call up Caroline and confess our attraction to her, or we could kill someone and take their money.

Do any of our friends peddle drugs?  We could always try dealing.
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Graknorke

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #94 on: August 20, 2014, 07:23:41 pm »
So I'm taking our serial killer doesn't have a job? That's not good for continued killing, it's expensive to fund.
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Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #95 on: August 20, 2014, 07:31:37 pm »
Well, I was planning on making her a nurse since she has medic, but things could be more interesting if she's jobless.. I'll let you guys take a vote on it.

Also, you have $200 because of the money from the letter. I just made an error. Fixed it now.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
I didn't really understand why I died until I discovered I was teleporting my own spine into my enemies' body as a primary way of attack.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #96 on: August 20, 2014, 07:40:28 pm »
Nurse!

Also go pay our dues and head to work.
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Audioworm333

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #97 on: August 20, 2014, 08:09:11 pm »
Made a poll.
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Quote from: Dae on July 25, 2011, 05:41:32 am
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #98 on: August 20, 2014, 08:35:43 pm »
Aw, but we could have such fun when our targets turn out to be patients!
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #99 on: August 20, 2014, 11:43:49 pm »
Nurse can be one hellova a crazy job. Would be amusing if she was a psych nurse.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #100 on: August 21, 2014, 02:02:30 am »
Eat whatever we have in the fridge.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #101 on: August 21, 2014, 02:21:31 am »
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Orange Wizard

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #102 on: August 21, 2014, 04:13:43 am »
We've already eaten.

Get dressed.
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Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #103 on: August 21, 2014, 04:52:43 am »
Get dressed and pick up the morning paper, if it is readily available.
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Graknorke

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Re: You Are a Serial Killer
« Reply #104 on: August 21, 2014, 04:56:49 am »
Would you say really draw the conclusion that our serial killer is adorable at this point?
I mean all we've seen of her so far is having a funny friend and being fixated with murdering a fat man.
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