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Author Topic: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)  (Read 29571 times)

Humaan

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (The show must go on)
« Reply #135 on: October 11, 2014, 10:55:18 am »

Explain to the cultists that I am trying to practice stealth for the purposes of getting around unseen.

Sorry for the wait, work left me exhausted.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (The show must go on)
« Reply #136 on: October 17, 2014, 07:07:58 pm »

"What the hell man!?!? I'm just trying to science!"
Hard 5/16 Failure

''Shut, up you attacked me.''

He tightens his grip on you.

Go home, find my computer, and set up a donation link on my youtube channel.
Easy 7+2/7 Success

You walk out of the warehouse and avoiding the confrontation, you go home and grab your computer and rig up the donation link. +1 donation link (+ $d10 per update)

Point out a flaw in the officer's uniform.
Hard 6/16 Failure

''I could be covered in raw sewage for all I care. Harold get out here and give me a hand.''

He tightens his grip on Justin.

''Let go of your hostage.''

Start up a Grisha dedicated website
Average 5/7 Failure

Due to your lack of knowledge in the art of website design you fail miserably.

Grab a weapon and shoot officer from the Potato Plots
Hard 7/16 Failure

You grab a pipe and tennis ball. You run to the edge of the plots. You put the tennis ball in the pipe and blow. It doesn't go very far.

You look around. Where are the cultists?

Explain to the cultists that I am trying to practice stealth for the purposes of getting around unseen.

Sorry for the wait, work left me exhausted.
Average 20/10 Epic success

''Ok, wise one''

They move back to the plots. Leaving you to sneak away. You hear a large clatter behind you. You spin around and spot a large crowd of cultists. They attempt to be sneaking and failing miserably. You ask them what they're doing.

''We are learning to sneak wise one to further the cause of grisha5.''

It may be hard to sneak with a crowd of over thirty people following.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)
(I could have swore I updated this last week, sorry for the wait.)

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #137 on: November 06, 2014, 08:30:29 pm »

((bump))
"Come on! I just told you about my study and then remembered that I needed to scan people for data how does my scanner look like a weapon?"

NAV

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #138 on: November 06, 2014, 08:50:03 pm »

"Then fight me! If you think you're tough enough!"
Throw the hostage at the officer then charge and tackle him.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #139 on: November 16, 2014, 03:08:20 pm »

Well guys I'm still here just post if you want it to continue.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #140 on: November 16, 2014, 06:19:35 pm »

When will my used car salesman shine?
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #141 on: November 16, 2014, 07:30:12 pm »

When will my used car salesman shine?
I think I'll give everyone till tomorrow and then slaughter those who haven't posted with no quarter given.

Playergamer

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #142 on: November 16, 2014, 07:35:26 pm »

Start aggressively releasing videos to raise sub count.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Group sneaking)
« Reply #143 on: November 17, 2014, 06:50:12 pm »

"Then fight me! If you think you're tough enough!"
Throw the hostage at the officer then charge and tackle him.
Above Average 17/13 Success

You fling your hostage at the policeman bowling him over along with Justin. They both collapse on the ground. As a bonus he appears to have dropped his gun. He pushes himself off the ground.

Combat
Moriarty 16+2 Wrestler/13-2 Off balance
Then you tear into the policeman. You swing several punches against the officer and get a few weak return blows.
Spoiler: Policeman (click to show/hide)

((bump))
"Come on! I just told you about my study and then remembered that I needed to scan people for data how does my scanner look like a weapon?"
Hard 3/16 Failure

''Shut up!''

You feel the policeman's grip tighten on you. This is not going well. Then a you see Moriarty throw his hostage into you and the policeman.  You both lose your balance and the policeman loses his hold on you.

Start aggressively releasing videos to raise sub count.
Average 16+2/10 Success

You begin showing some videos of dwarf fortress and other games. This doubles your subscribership from 100 to 200. Your channel now earns +$2d10 per update. There are also some video in wherein you explain grisha mightiness. One of the more weak willed buys into this and e-mails you afterward telling you about his conversion. +1 convert

When will my used car salesman shine?

You are one of the cultists out back. You just witnessed Hirata collapse on the ground. You quickly run forward and pilfer her pockets.

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Due to your lack of diligence in your worship to almighty grisha you have been smote down.
(Will let you back in if you show interest in playing again but you may be waitlisted)

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HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes $20
Traits: +2 to conversational tasks.
Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: November 20, 2014, 06:01:09 pm by Comrade Shamrock »
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #144 on: November 17, 2014, 07:24:25 pm »

Curl into a protective ball and pray to His Grishaness grisha5

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #145 on: November 18, 2014, 02:18:28 pm »

Run out and look for hobos. Steal their bottles and make a stand, where I sell Grisha water in said bottles.
« Last Edit: November 18, 2014, 02:24:20 pm by SaberToothTiger »
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #146 on: November 18, 2014, 04:39:22 pm »

GEE! ARRGH! AYE! ESSS! EICHH! EH? 5!!!!!!!TSCHSCFDAFGGhhgfghvff
Get the gun and knock the officer out with a pistol whip.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

Scintillant

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #147 on: November 20, 2014, 03:26:54 pm »

Waitlist please.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #148 on: November 20, 2014, 04:09:32 pm »

Waitlist please.
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Sure you don't want to play? There are openings.

Scintillant

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #149 on: November 20, 2014, 04:35:44 pm »

Waitlist please.
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Sure you don't want to play? There are openings.
There are? I'll take one then.
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