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Author Topic: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)  (Read 29513 times)

Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have two openings for replacements)
« Reply #150 on: November 20, 2014, 04:55:05 pm »

There are? I'll take one then.
You're in. Welcome to the cult of grisha5.

Scintillant

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have 1 opening for replacements)
« Reply #151 on: November 20, 2014, 04:59:45 pm »

(I'm assuming you need my action.)
Donate my apartment to the cult.
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DontBanTheMan

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (We have 1 opening for replacements)
« Reply #152 on: November 20, 2014, 05:55:26 pm »

Signing up.

Name: Albert Smith.
Age: 25.
Gender: Male.
Career before cult: Lawyer.
Story: Seven years. Seven years of bullshit to realize that the system is broken. After graduating from law school, he realized the world for what it was: a sham. He left his town, his family, everyone he ever knew...he was being drawn to the power of grisha, and when he found it he pledged himself to His cause. A new life.
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Playergamer

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #153 on: November 20, 2014, 06:40:22 pm »

Tell the new convert to begin his own branch wherever he lives.

Start a twitch channel, start live streaming!
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Scintillant

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #154 on: November 21, 2014, 12:29:54 am »

Update pl0x? I want my Grisha fix ;)
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Meme

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #155 on: November 24, 2014, 03:09:11 pm »

I am back!
Find the cultists and continue to farm glorious Grishapotatoes
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DontBanTheMan

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #156 on: November 25, 2014, 07:34:10 pm »

Any chance for an update?
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #157 on: November 28, 2014, 12:56:22 pm »

Curl into a protective ball and pray to His Grishaness grisha5
Average 6/10 Failure.

You curl into a ball. You begin praying. Then you roll out onto the road. You hear the screeching of breaks. A car stops three hair's width from your face. An angry red faced driver gets out.

''You stupid moron get of the road''

Run out and look for hobos. Steal their bottles and make a stand, where I sell Grisha water in said bottles.
Above Average 15/13 Success

You go out and find a crowd of hobos. You walk in amongst them and start nicking their bottles. You then slither away before they realise you were there. You also fill the bottles with tap water. You go on to sell them making a small profit. Most people don't seem interested in ''Grisha water''. +$10

GEE! ARRGH! AYE! ESSS! EICHH! EH? 5!!!!!!!TSCHSCFDAFGGhhgfghvff
Get the gun and knock the officer out with a pistol whip.
Moriarity 6+2 v 5 Cop Success

You scramble along the the ground and grab the policeman's lost gun and whack him over the back of the head. +1 captured policeman

(I'm assuming you need my action.)
Donate my apartment to the cult.
Easy Peasy 1/5 Epic Failure

Due to a mix up in paper work it appears that your apartment is actually owned by your mother's cousin's dog. Which has since died but has around 30 descendants still living and it has since been passed on to one of them.

Tell the new convert to begin his own branch wherever he lives.

Start a twitch channel, start live streaming!

Average 6+2/10 Failure

You go to your computer and try to set up a twitch channel. Sadly the power cuts and you are left fuming. You grab your Buzz Lightyear teddy and throw him across the room in frustration. The new convert says he'll try but promises nothing.

I am back!
Find the cultists and continue to farm glorious Grishapotatoes
Easy 14/7 Success

It seems that Lord Grisha pities you and spares your miserable existence.

You find the workers at the back quite easily and put them back to work.

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NAV

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #158 on: November 28, 2014, 02:17:46 pm »

Tie up the policeman and the librarian in a room and begin brainwashing them. They will make good sleeper agents.
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The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #159 on: November 28, 2014, 02:21:28 pm »

Wander off gathering data.

SaberToothTiger

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #160 on: November 28, 2014, 02:24:59 pm »

Try to "enhance" the water so that the people who drink it gain absolution from sins and get blessed from the Almighty Grisha. Make sure that the buyers convert to Grisha...thingimabob.
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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DontBanTheMan

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #161 on: November 28, 2014, 04:18:35 pm »

Work with Moriarty to brainwash the policeman and librarian.
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Scintillant

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #162 on: November 28, 2014, 06:28:32 pm »

(I'm assuming you need my action.)
Donate my apartment to the cult.
Easy Peasy 1/5 Epic Failure
Due to a mix up in paper work it appears that your apartment is actually owned by your mother's cousin's dog. Which has since died but has around 30 descendants still living and it has since been passed on to one of them.
Bahahaha, what is this I don't even :D

Pray to Grisha to summon Directions to the Owner of the Apartment.
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Meme

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #163 on: November 28, 2014, 09:16:57 pm »

Improve Grisha Radish Shrine with the Cultists with the newly grown potatoes
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Comrade Shamrock

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #164 on: December 07, 2014, 11:07:04 am »

Tie up the policeman and the librarian in a room and begin brainwashing them. They will make good sleeper agents.
Above Average 17+2 Assist/13 Success

You grab both the librarian and briskly jog into the warehouse. You tie them up to a pipe. Let the brainwashing begin. Albert begins to tell them about the great glory of Grisha. They seem resistant but you notice a few cracks. It also help that you are the one making those cracks with your fists.

Wander off gathering data.
Easy 6/7 Failure
You grab your scanner and wander around scanning everything you see. Your device fails to pick up anything noteworthy. Is something wrong?


Try to "enhance" the water so that the people who drink it gain absolution from sins and get blessed from the Almighty Grisha. Make sure that the buyers convert to Grisha...thingimabob.
Above Average 7+2/ Failure
 You have no real idea as to how to enhance the water. So you buy some Red Cow and put it in the water. It doesn't make many people more interested and you fail to convert anyone.  -$10.


Work with Moriarty to brainwash the policeman and librarian.
Above Average 13/13 Success

You go to help Moriarity. While he pummels them, you are there to offer a helping hand and talk about how Grisha will take away their pain. They seem to be receptive.

(I'm assuming you need my action.)
Donate my apartment to the cult.
Easy Peasy 1/5 Epic Failure
Due to a mix up in paper work it appears that your apartment is actually owned by your mother's cousin's dog. Which has since died but has around 30 descendants still living and it has since been passed on to one of them.
Bahahaha, what is this I don't even :D

Pray to Grisha to summon Directions to the Owner of the Apartment.
Easy 5/7 Failure
You get on your knees and pray to Almighty Grisha. You get the feeling that an owner exisits. Not very helpful, hmmmm try again?


Improve Grisha Radish Shrine with the Cultists with the newly grown potatoes
Average 13/10 Success
You add several new potatoes to the shrine, improving it's holiness.

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