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[Humaan]

Explain to the cultists that I am trying to practice stealth for the purposes of getting around unseen.

Sorry for the wait, work left me exhausted.

[Comrade Shamrock]

"What the hell man!?!? I'm just trying to science!"

Hard 5/16 Failure

''Shut, up you attacked me.''

He tightens his grip on you.

Go home, find my computer, and set up a donation link on my youtube channel.

Easy 7+2/7 Success

You walk out of the warehouse and avoiding the confrontation, you go home and grab your computer and rig up the donation link. +1 donation link (+ $d10 per update)

Point out a flaw in the officer's uniform.

Hard 6/16 Failure

''I could be covered in raw sewage for all I care. Harold get out here and give me a hand.''

He tightens his grip on Justin.

''Let go of your hostage.''

Start up a Grisha dedicated website

Average 5/7 Failure

Due to your lack of knowledge in the art of website design you fail miserably.

Grab a weapon and shoot officer from the Potato Plots

Hard 7/16 Failure

You grab a pipe and tennis ball. You run to the edge of the plots. You put the tennis ball in the pipe and blow. It doesn't go very far.

You look around. Where are the cultists?

Explain to the cultists that I am trying to practice stealth for the purposes of getting around unseen.

Sorry for the wait, work left me exhausted.

Average 20/10 Epic success

''Ok, wise one''

They move back to the plots. Leaving you to sneak away. You hear a large clatter behind you. You spin around and spot a large crowd of cultists. They attempt to be sneaking and failing miserably. You ask them what they're doing.

''We are learning to sneak wise one to further the cause of grisha5.''

It may be hard to sneak with a crowd of over thirty people following.

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $60, Clothes
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Anthony Valdez
HP 55/55
Armour: None
Weapons: Pipe (x1.1)
Inventory: $115, clothes
Traits: Farmer: +1 farming tasks, Strong: +1 close quarters

Bernardo Hoagie
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: Shotgun: (x1.35)
Inventory: $10, clothes and an ancient tome, shotgun (8 rounds)
Traits: Cultist: +2 to knife wielding

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 39/60
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Hirata Etsuyo
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes,
Traits: Banshee singing: +2 to intimidation.

Tweep Soot
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, $75
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, +2 to playing with toys

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Old warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Radish shrine with potatoes (Allegedly holy Grisha potatoes), 2 potato plots (+$10 per update).
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $300 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 35

(I could have swore I updated this last week, sorry for the wait.)

[The Froggy Ninja]

((bump))
"Come on! I just told you about my study and then remembered that I needed to scan people for data how does my scanner look like a weapon?"

[NAV]

"Then fight me! If you think you're tough enough!"
Throw the hostage at the officer then charge and tackle him.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Well guys I'm still here just post if you want it to continue.

[SaberToothTiger]

When will my used car salesman shine?

[Comrade Shamrock]

When will my used car salesman shine?

I think I'll give everyone till tomorrow and then slaughter those who haven't posted with no quarter given.

[Playergamer]

Start aggressively releasing videos to raise sub count.

[Comrade Shamrock]

"Then fight me! If you think you're tough enough!"
Throw the hostage at the officer then charge and tackle him.

Above Average 17/13 Success

You fling your hostage at the policeman bowling him over along with Justin. They both collapse on the ground. As a bonus he appears to have dropped his gun. He pushes himself off the ground.

Combat
Moriarty 16+2 Wrestler/13-2 Off balance
Then you tear into the policeman. You swing several punches against the officer and get a few weak return blows.

Spoiler: Policeman (click to show/hide)

HP 36/50
Weapons: None
Armour: None

((bump))
"Come on! I just told you about my study and then remembered that I needed to scan people for data how does my scanner look like a weapon?"

Hard 3/16 Failure

''Shut up!''

You feel the policeman's grip tighten on you. This is not going well. Then a you see Moriarty throw his hostage into you and the policeman.  You both lose your balance and the policeman loses his hold on you.

Start aggressively releasing videos to raise sub count.

Average 16+2/10 Success

You begin showing some videos of dwarf fortress and other games. This doubles your subscribership from 100 to 200. Your channel now earns +$2d10 per update. There are also some video in wherein you explain grisha mightiness. One of the more weak willed buys into this and e-mails you afterward telling you about his conversion. +1 convert

When will my used car salesman shine?

You are one of the cultists out back. You just witnessed Hirata collapse on the ground. You quickly run forward and pilfer her pockets.

Due to your lack of diligence in your worship to almighty grisha you have been smote down.
(Will let you back in if you show interest in playing again but you may be waitlisted)

Spoiler: Characters (click to show/hide)

Justin Decatrel
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $60, Clothes, scanner
Traits: Tinkerer: +1 To mechanical and electrical tasks

Angry Muscles Moriarty
HP 36/60
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: $25, clothes, partially used duct tape
Traits: Criminal connections, Wrestler: +2 to close quarters

Tweep Soot
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, $83
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, +2 to playing with toys

Howard Gordon
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes $50
Traits: +2 to conversational tasks

Scin
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, [/color=green]$30[/color]
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks

Albert Smith

HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes $20
Traits: +2 to conversational tasks.

Spoiler: Cult (click to show/hide)

Possessions: Old warehouse (cleaned, with carvings), Hideous scrap statue, Cleaning supplies, Radish shrine with potatoes (Allegedly holy Grisha potatoes), 2 potato plots (+$10 per update), youtube channel (+$2d10 per update).
Rituals:  Ritual of the protective kittens(cost: $500)
Money: $243 (In cult's pockets)
Followers: 35

[The Froggy Ninja]

Curl into a protective ball and pray to His Grishaness grisha5

[SaberToothTiger]

Run out and look for hobos. Steal their bottles and make a stand, where I sell Grisha water in said bottles.

[NAV]

GEE! ARRGH! AYE! ESSS! EICHH! EH? 5!!!!!!!TSCHSCFDAFGGhhgfghvff
Get the gun and knock the officer out with a pistol whip.

[Scintillant]

Waitlist please.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Scin
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Career before cult: Programmer, part-time rock climbing instructor
Story: Having just finished his univerisity education in Computer Programming, Scin was immediately offered a job at GMSC (Generic Massive Software Company). Seeing an opportunity to make a place for himself in the great scene of life, he jumped at the offer and began the daily grind. Two years later, he still hadn't recieved any sort of promotion or recognition for his work. The GMSC job that had seemed so glorious and amazing before now was tedious and repulsive. With rising rent prices, but the same salary, Scin was forced to take up a part time job as a rock climbing instructor to make ends meet. With more work came a fraying mental state, and Scin slowly descended into depression and suicidal thoughts. One dark night, when Scin was lying awake at night in a gloom, a voice boomed through his mind. T'was Grisha in all his glory, proclaiming "Come forth from your nest of darkness and gloom. Renounce your former life, and pledge yourself to Allmighty Grisha!" The next morning, Scin awoke a new person. He quit both his jobs and set out to find others who shared his faith.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Waitlist please.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Scin
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Career before cult: Programmer, part-time rock climbing instructor
Story: Having just finished his univerisity education in Computer Programming, Scin was immediately offered a job at GMSC (Generic Massive Software Company). Seeing an opportunity to make a place for himself in the great scene of life, he jumped at the offer and began the daily grind. Two years later, he still hadn't recieved any sort of promotion or recognition for his work. The GMSC job that had seemed so glorious and amazing before now was tedious and repulsive. With rising rent prices, but the same salary, Scin was forced to take up a part time job as a rock climbing instructor to make ends meet. With more work came a fraying mental state, and Scin slowly descended into depression and suicidal thoughts. One dark night, when Scin was lying awake at night in a gloom, a voice boomed through his mind. T'was Grisha in all his glory, proclaiming "Come forth from your nest of darkness and gloom. Renounce your former life, and pledge yourself to Allmighty Grisha!" The next morning, Scin awoke a new person. He quit both his jobs and set out to find others who shared his faith.

Sure you don't want to play? There are openings.

[Scintillant]

Waitlist please.

Spoiler: Character (click to show/hide)

Name: Scin
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Career before cult: Programmer, part-time rock climbing instructor
Story: Having just finished his univerisity education in Computer Programming, Scin was immediately offered a job at GMSC (Generic Massive Software Company). Seeing an opportunity to make a place for himself in the great scene of life, he jumped at the offer and began the daily grind. Two years later, he still hadn't recieved any sort of promotion or recognition for his work. The GMSC job that had seemed so glorious and amazing before now was tedious and repulsive. With rising rent prices, but the same salary, Scin was forced to take up a part time job as a rock climbing instructor to make ends meet. With more work came a fraying mental state, and Scin slowly descended into depression and suicidal thoughts. One dark night, when Scin was lying awake at night in a gloom, a voice boomed through his mind. T'was Grisha in all his glory, proclaiming "Come forth from your nest of darkness and gloom. Renounce your former life, and pledge yourself to Allmighty Grisha!" The next morning, Scin awoke a new person. He quit both his jobs and set out to find others who shared his faith.

Sure you don't want to play? There are openings.

There are? I'll take one then.