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Author Topic: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)  (Read 29515 times)

NAV

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #165 on: December 07, 2014, 12:28:42 pm »

GO BUY SOME GRISHA WATER THEN POUR THE WATER ON THEM AND FREEZE IT TO FORCE THEM TO CRACK MORE.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #166 on: December 07, 2014, 01:43:26 pm »

Search for a man of medicine to convert to the cause of grisha5.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #167 on: December 07, 2014, 02:29:58 pm »

Look for the richest guy around and convince him to donate two hundred thousand dollars to the cult.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

The Froggy Ninja

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #168 on: December 07, 2014, 05:41:40 pm »

Try again.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2014, 10:10:52 am by The Froggy Ninja »
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #169 on: December 07, 2014, 08:06:13 pm »

Praise the Great Lord Grisha5 (in hopes that he will smile on my cause), then try again.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #170 on: December 07, 2014, 11:14:48 pm »

Through the power of grisha5, assume direct control of Playergamer should he fail to post again preform a sufficiently cult-y action.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (Vacancies filled)
« Reply #171 on: December 11, 2014, 07:15:07 pm »

Have cultists worship around the shrine to ask for a blessing
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #172 on: December 22, 2014, 06:53:47 pm »

GO BUY SOME GRISHA WATER THEN POUR THE WATER ON THEM AND FREEZE IT TO FORCE THEM TO CRACK MORE.
Average 10/10 Success
You go and buy a large amount of water from Howard. You go and pour this on the prisoners. Using means unknown to you, you somehow freeze both prisoners. Then they both crack and fall to pieces. Congratualations you killed some more prisoners.

Try again.
Easy 6/7
Hmm... walking around and scanning some more doesn't seem to have changed anything. You're still getting no reads.

Look for the richest guy around and convince him to donate two hundred thousand dollars to the cult.
Above Average 6 +2/13

You try and find the richest guy around, instead  you find a hobo. You can't convince him to give you his time let alone money.

Search for a man of medicine to convert to the cause of grisha5.
Easy 6/7
Sounds easy enough right. Find a hospital, go to a doctor. But no for some reason you have ended up in a mortuary. Very reassuring if you can convince him to provide medical care.

Praise the Great Lord Grisha5 (in hopes that he will smile on my cause), then try again.
Easy 1/7 Epic Failure
The praising does not go well, you get a distinct feeling of displeasure from Grisha. He has given you a distinct unpleasant odour that is off putting and particularly disgusting.

Have cultists worship around the shrine to ask for a blessing

Average 13/10 Success
They gather around the shrine and pray for a blessing from almighty grisha. It seems to have gone well. All the cultists seem happier and more relaxed.

Through the power of grisha5, assume direct control of Playergamer should he fail to post again preform a sufficiently cult-y action.
Sure why not.
Tweep Soot feels dizzy and sways. He blinks, a new light seems to have come to his eyes.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #173 on: December 22, 2014, 07:13:40 pm »

((Since I'm too lazy to run back through the thread, can you give me a quick rundown of where I am and my current situation? If you're keeping track of it that is.))

Find a computer and try to hack into some donation website to redirect their funds to the Cult.
« Last Edit: December 23, 2014, 10:47:15 am by Worldmaster27 »
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #174 on: December 22, 2014, 07:16:09 pm »

What no I didn't want to kill them. Punch them back to life.
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Highmax…dead, flesh torn from him, though his skill with the sword was unmatched…military…Nearly destroyed .. Rhunorah... dead... Mastahcheese returns...dead. Gaul...alive, still locked in combat. NAV...Alive, drinking booze....
The face on the toaster does not look like one of mercy.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #175 on: December 22, 2014, 07:30:11 pm »

Try scanning the ware house. If that doesn't work plug it into the potato shrine and pray to get it to work off of Grishosity (my name for the energy).

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #176 on: December 22, 2014, 07:44:57 pm »

Call the mayor and ask him for funding our project.
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I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #177 on: December 23, 2014, 08:40:51 am »

((Since I'm too lazy to run back through the thread, can you give me a quick rundown of where I am and my current situation? If you're keeping track of it that is.))

Basically you're at home (an apartment) with a computer trying to live stream gaming videos to attract donations and possibly converts. A convert promised to set up a branch where he lived.

Tweep Soot
HP 50/50
Armour: None
Weapons: None
Inventory: Clothes, $100
Traits: +2 to computer related tasks, +2 to playing with toys

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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #178 on: December 23, 2014, 10:46:58 am »

Ah, then a new action:

Stream a popular videogame and praise Grisha for my every success in said game, and blame the Anti-grish for my every failure. If I do well, make sure that people know it was all because of Grisha and that they should convert.
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Re: Roll to convert to grisha5 (A stinky Scin)
« Reply #179 on: December 23, 2014, 02:20:22 pm »

Worship around the shrine for divine inspiration, to make a Holy Book to further the cause of Grisha.
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