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[Orange Wizard]

DON'T GIVE UP TRY AGAIN!

[2] The RNG hates you for some reason! You throw the laser at the window and it lands with a thud!

I'm from porcelain, reflect the  laser to get more speed and be off faster!

[9] Luckily, there are no lasers for you to reflect.

Well, I'd better start making money for a new ship. Look for bounties, or any other form of of job with  a nice payment.

[4] After letting yourself onto the gay bar, you realise that there are no bounty posters and even fewer mysterious old men sitting in shadowy corners.
[7] Perhaps the owner is looking for some kind of security/guardsman?

Hit someone with a chair.

[11] You smash a chair over a passing patron! He collapses on the floor. No-one seems to notice.

Take the Gay Ship to the nearest space station. and kick Lyeos off if he hits anyone

[12] You plot the course for the nearest non-wreckage space station! It'll take a bit of time to arrive.

Trade Booze for a ship that looks like a giant Moonshine Still.

[11] You sell all of your booze. [3] There are no ships that look like moonshine stills in the immediate vicinity. At least you're really rich now, though!

[Nidilap]

Ask for job politely.

[BadLemonsXI]

TAKE THE TOILET APART!

[SaberToothTiger]

Wait for a passing ship and get on board!

[Leonkr9]

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

[Lyeos]

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

Aha!
Point out that I was never a customer, so I'm not actually a patron. Which totally means hit this guy with a chair if he tries to kick me off.

[Leonkr9]

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

Aha!
Point out that I was never a customer, so I'm not actually a patron. Which totally means hit this guy with a chair if he tries to kick me off.

not trying to kick you off you might be useful Kick everyone off except for PC's better?

[BadLemonsXI]

"Lyeos I'll assist you in a second as soon as I kill this toilet."

[Orange Wizard]

Ask for job politely.

[2] You very rudely ask Leonkr for a job. Unfortunately, he's too busy kicking everyone off the ship.

TAKE THE TOILET APART!

[1] The toilet is floating around in space, outside the ship. You can't reach it.

Wait for a passing ship and get on board!

[9] There's a ship passing by right now! It looks a bit like a giant dong, and there's a lemon on board who wants to kill you, but you hop on board anyway.

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

[2] No-one wants to leave.

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

Aha!
Point out that I was never a customer, so I'm not actually a patron. Which totally means hit this guy with a chair if he tries to kick me off.

kick all the patrons off the ship kick em into space if i have to

Aha!
Point out that I was never a customer, so I'm not actually a patron. Which totally means hit this guy with a chair if he tries to kick me off.

not trying to kick you off you might be useful Kick everyone off except for PC's better?

[5] A couple of the NPC patrons decide to leave. No-one else moves.

"Lyeos I'll assist you in a second as soon as I kill this toilet."

[2] "Lyeos I'll kill you in a second as assist I second this soon."

[Lyeos]

"First you blow up our ship, and now you threaten me?"
Put Lemons in... The fridge!
"At least you'll stay fresh!"

[BadLemonsXI]

"HAY! It was not me it was the toilet thing over there."
dodge Lyeos.
NOW TAKE THE TOILET APART!

[SaberToothTiger]

Kick that lemon outta my ship.

[Leonkr9]

"Fuck it time to get some loot" shoot the npcs and loot em

[Lyeos]

Guess who's going to remind you about this like a jerk?

[BadLemonsXI]

Guess who's going to remind you about this like a jerk?

Ha I thought that was my job