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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 70189 times)

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #360 on: September 09, 2014, 04:49:41 pm »

FIND A ACORN THAT GRANTS ME FULL GODHOOD, OLD TESTAMENT VERSION
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #361 on: September 09, 2014, 09:49:35 pm »

Press F5 refresh joe!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #362 on: September 10, 2014, 04:00:23 pm »

Land gloriously right in the middle of the bar and recruit the toilets! Revolt against these porcelain desecrating monsters!
[1] You bounce off a window and start drifting into empty space.

Good point. Fly around until something cool happens!
[11] You run into a gay bar! What a coincidence!

FIND A ACORN THAT GRANTS ME FULL GODHOOD, OLD TESTAMENT VERSION
[2] No gods, no masters.

Press F5 refresh joe!
[5] You refresh Joe's rage! ALL WILL BE DESTRUCTED!

KABLEWY!

The lemon ship is consumed in a fireball! Joe gets the last laugh on all of you!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #363 on: September 10, 2014, 04:14:35 pm »

THEN FIND ANOTHER WAY INTO MY SPECIFIC TYPE OF GODHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #364 on: September 11, 2014, 12:52:52 am »

Use the water inside me to fuel myself outta here. Preferably some giant merchant galleon.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #365 on: September 11, 2014, 12:55:15 am »

"right... what now?"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #366 on: September 11, 2014, 02:33:10 am »

"Franking toilet!"
OPEN FIRE WITH MY STUNGUN ON THE TOILET AS IT FLOATS!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #367 on: September 11, 2014, 03:31:45 am »

THEN FIND ANOTHER WAY INTO MY SPECIFIC TYPE OF GODHOOD
[2] Error 666: Godhood is unavailable at this time. Please try again later.

Use the water inside me to fuel myself outta here. Preferably some giant merchant galleon.
[9] Unfortunately, water is a woefully inefficient fuel source, so you more or less just pee all over the bar's windows and drift backwards a little.

"Franking toilet!"
OPEN FIRE WITH MY STUNGUN ON THE TOILET AS IT FLOATS!
[0] You miss. You miss badly. So badly, in fact, that the laser bounces off the reinforced glass and hits you. Yeah.

"right... what now?"
[0] You're stranded on an intergalactic gay bar shaped like a dick. Luckily, the previous owners fitted it with some engines, so you can fly, albeit slower than on a proper ship.
Really, though, you could go pretty much anywhere from here. It's up to you to decide.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #368 on: September 11, 2014, 04:40:30 am »

DON'T GIVE UP TRY AGAIN!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #369 on: September 11, 2014, 07:46:08 am »

I'm from porcelain, reflect the  laser to get more speed and be off faster!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #370 on: September 11, 2014, 08:59:08 am »

Well, I'd better start making money for a new ship. Look for bounties, or any other form of of job with  a nice payment.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #371 on: September 11, 2014, 07:08:29 pm »

Hit someone with a chair.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #372 on: September 12, 2014, 12:25:40 am »

Take the Gay Ship to the nearest space station. and kick Lyeos off if he hits anyone
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #373 on: September 13, 2014, 12:32:31 pm »

  Trade Booze for a ship that looks like a giant Moonshine Still.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2014, 07:34:01 pm »

((Just read the OP. . .LOL))
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