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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71651 times)

poketwo

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #360 on: September 09, 2014, 04:49:41 pm »
FIND A ACORN THAT GRANTS ME FULL GODHOOD, OLD TESTAMENT VERSION
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #361 on: September 09, 2014, 09:49:35 pm »
Press F5 refresh joe!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #362 on: September 10, 2014, 04:00:23 pm »
Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 09, 2014, 06:00:07 am
Land gloriously right in the middle of the bar and recruit the toilets! Revolt against these porcelain desecrating monsters!
[1] You bounce off a window and start drifting into empty space.

Quote from: Nidilap on September 09, 2014, 09:22:56 am
Good point. Fly around until something cool happens!
[11] You run into a gay bar! What a coincidence!

Quote from: poketwo on September 09, 2014, 04:49:41 pm
FIND A ACORN THAT GRANTS ME FULL GODHOOD, OLD TESTAMENT VERSION
[2] No gods, no masters.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 09, 2014, 09:49:35 pm
Press F5 refresh joe!
[5] You refresh Joe's rage! ALL WILL BE DESTRUCTED!

KABLEWY!

The lemon ship is consumed in a fireball! Joe gets the last laugh on all of you!
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #363 on: September 10, 2014, 04:14:35 pm »
THEN FIND ANOTHER WAY INTO MY SPECIFIC TYPE OF GODHOOD
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #364 on: September 11, 2014, 12:52:52 am »
Use the water inside me to fuel myself outta here. Preferably some giant merchant galleon.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #365 on: September 11, 2014, 12:55:15 am »
"right... what now?"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #366 on: September 11, 2014, 02:33:10 am »
"Franking toilet!"
OPEN FIRE WITH MY STUNGUN ON THE TOILET AS IT FLOATS!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #367 on: September 11, 2014, 03:31:45 am »
Quote from: poketwo on September 10, 2014, 04:14:35 pm
THEN FIND ANOTHER WAY INTO MY SPECIFIC TYPE OF GODHOOD
[2] Error 666: Godhood is unavailable at this time. Please try again later.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on September 11, 2014, 12:52:52 am
Use the water inside me to fuel myself outta here. Preferably some giant merchant galleon.
[9] Unfortunately, water is a woefully inefficient fuel source, so you more or less just pee all over the bar's windows and drift backwards a little.

Quote from: BadLemonsXI on September 11, 2014, 02:33:10 am
"Franking toilet!"
OPEN FIRE WITH MY STUNGUN ON THE TOILET AS IT FLOATS!
[0] You miss. You miss badly. So badly, in fact, that the laser bounces off the reinforced glass and hits you. Yeah.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on September 11, 2014, 12:55:15 am
"right... what now?"
[0] You're stranded on an intergalactic gay bar shaped like a dick. Luckily, the previous owners fitted it with some engines, so you can fly, albeit slower than on a proper ship.
Really, though, you could go pretty much anywhere from here. It's up to you to decide.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #368 on: September 11, 2014, 04:40:30 am »
DON'T GIVE UP TRY AGAIN!
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #369 on: September 11, 2014, 07:46:08 am »
I'm from porcelain, reflect the  laser to get more speed and be off faster!
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Quote from: MaximumZero on June 14, 2014, 11:01:53 pm
Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #370 on: September 11, 2014, 08:59:08 am »
Well, I'd better start making money for a new ship. Look for bounties, or any other form of of job with  a nice payment.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #371 on: September 11, 2014, 07:08:29 pm »
Hit someone with a chair.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #372 on: September 12, 2014, 12:25:40 am »
Take the Gay Ship to the nearest space station. and kick Lyeos off if he hits anyone
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #373 on: September 13, 2014, 12:32:31 pm »
  Trade Booze for a ship that looks like a giant Moonshine Still.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #374 on: September 15, 2014, 07:34:01 pm »
((Just read the OP. . .LOL))
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