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Author Topic: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE  (Read 71653 times)

Leonkr9

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #405 on: October 06, 2014, 04:47:39 pm »
Destroy Ship then make new ship out of ship bits
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #406 on: October 12, 2014, 06:34:50 pm »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #407 on: October 12, 2014, 06:48:08 pm »
Quote from: BadLemonsXI on October 04, 2014, 07:29:50 pm
Using me skillz, turn the fridge into a space fighter jet fridge.
[3] You have no skillz to speak of.

Quote from: Lyeos on October 04, 2014, 07:39:22 pm
Do unspeakable things with the Lemon. Meaning force him to become a mime along with myself.
[9] The fridge - and as a direct result, the lemon - have been flung out into space. You can't reach them.

Quote from: poketwo on October 04, 2014, 07:58:33 pm
GO UP ON SPACE 4CHAN, SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH SPACE-GAMERGATE ON THERE TO.
[2] Nope.

Quote from: Yoink on October 04, 2014, 09:16:23 pm
>Work out just where I am.

>Tired of all the senseless violence, surrender to the commander of this ship.
[10] You've been magically teleported to the space station/gay bar/thingy because the GM is lazy and can't be arsed trying to figure out where you are.
[9] The commander is dead.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on October 05, 2014, 02:41:41 am
Throw a rock at the fridge. Steal a corvette.
[4] You throw a rock. It lands on the floor.
[12] You steal a conviently located space corvette!

Quote from: TalonisWolf on October 05, 2014, 04:00:25 pm
Respawn as A.I for the latest in Dwarven Military Craft, the M.S (Mountainhome's Service) Moonshine.
[11] You respawn as an AI, but seeing as dwarves don't exist in this universe, the MS Moonshine was never built, leaving you floating around empty space. In a manner that politely tells physics to shove it.

Quote from: Leonkr9 on October 06, 2014, 04:47:39 pm
Destroy Ship then make new ship out of ship bits
[2] You destory the ship. Good job.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #408 on: October 12, 2014, 06:52:58 pm »
Pick up the Dwarven A.I that just happens to be floating past and have it turn the fridge into a space fighter jet fridge.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #409 on: October 12, 2014, 07:02:16 pm »
Fly my corvette and destroy the fridge.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
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It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #410 on: October 12, 2014, 07:23:42 pm »
Eat space ICECREAM
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Yoink

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #411 on: October 12, 2014, 08:36:51 pm »
Lock self in a nearby cleaning closet, begin cooking SPACE METH with available materials.
Try to forget about madness outside.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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Leonkr9

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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #412 on: October 13, 2014, 12:40:24 am »
steal a ship with a large cargo hold
Nope Kill myself then respawn as engineer on space station very very far away from all this madness
« Last Edit: October 16, 2014, 06:56:36 pm by Leonkr9 »
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #413 on: October 13, 2014, 06:32:33 am »
GO ON SPACE 4CHAN
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #414 on: October 15, 2014, 03:20:38 pm »
ENTER THIS RTD BY DROPKICKING THROUGH THE DOOR NEAREST TO THE OTHER PLAYERS
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #415 on: October 16, 2014, 02:01:34 pm »
Figure everything that is currently happening.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #416 on: October 16, 2014, 02:48:42 pm »
 Float into unsuspecting Biological Research Lab, take over A.I and create a race of Drunken Bearded Midgits known as Dwarves.
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #417 on: October 19, 2014, 07:25:56 pm »
.o. "io"
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #418 on: October 27, 2014, 06:13:31 pm »
-_-
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Re: ROLL TO BE A SPACE PIRATE: A MINIMALIST ONE
« Reply #419 on: October 27, 2014, 11:22:23 pm »
It'll update when it updates.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.
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