Summon UFO. Use it to blast away my enemies.
(4-1)You summon a UFO. It blasts you with a laser. You die.
Leave the city, figure out what my mutant powers are.
(5-1)You manage to leave the city without being killed by zombies. [5]You have the power to breathe fire.
Looks for a crew that will hunt the Kraken with me!
Radiation sickness has worn off!
(5)You gain a crew of three: a one-armed, one-eyed former pirate; a Navy officer who lost his first ship to the Kraken, and a parrot.
Spawn and drink an invulnerability potion
(6)The potion grants you invincibility against life. You die.
Grab a weapon (e.g. a bonesaw) and cut through the horde to get out of here.
(1)A zombie grabs the bonesaw and kills you with it.
Re-respawn as a zombie.
(4)You succeed! However, you have a -1 to any action that a zombie wouldn't do. You also have a -1 to all actions because of
GM hatred anti-zombie magnetic fields.
well, since we're doing nothing, cut myself with paper, might give me emo poem ideas
(2-1)Cut myself open
I bleed into the ground
Oops that's too much blood
You die.
Respawn as the crater.
(5)What. That doesn't even make sense. Fine, you're the crater. Somehow.
>Find and follow Kingbodz for protection!
CONDITIONAL ACTION: Should the GM consider killing me at any point, make sad puppy-dog eyes in my defence!
(5-1)You manage to follow Kingbodz. [6-1puppyeyes]A zombie strikes you! You are decapitated. You die.
Squirt the fools around me with squirt gun. This'll be funny.
(3-1)Your squirt gun is broken.
Stab more people with mechanical pencils.
(3-1)Your pencils are destroyed by a mysterious anti-pencil ray.