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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 42966 times)

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Be Unable to Die: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #270 on: August 02, 2014, 06:44:57 pm »
Quote from: Nidilap on August 02, 2014, 11:21:27 am
Pee in lake.
(4)You succeed.

Quote from: Tawarochir on August 02, 2014, 11:25:40 am
>Obtain magic. Take forty-two levels of Archmage.
(5)You become a 5th level magic-user.

Quote from: IcyTea31 on August 02, 2014, 11:55:21 am
Win the game. I've successfully avoided dying; what now?
(1)You lose the game. Also, you lose The Game.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on August 02, 2014, 12:19:48 pm
Find the Kraken and kill it! (Assuming it can be killed) Otherwise, find equipment to capture it. For Science.
Nothing can be killed.
(1)The town refuses to supply you with equipment. It turns out that everyone except your crew is part of a kraken-worshipping cult.

Quote from: Sarrak on August 02, 2014, 12:50:33 pm
Oh. And I haven't even got -1 for zombie hate!

Rip the shark from inside
(1-1)The shark has already digested your arms.

Quote from: Beirus on August 02, 2014, 01:11:36 pm
Find better adventures to go on.
(6)You go on an adventure to find better adventures.

Quote from: Lightningfalcon on August 02, 2014, 03:41:29 pm
Respawn as a new crater
(1)You respawn as a person with a crater in their brain. -1 to all actions.

Quote from: Kingbodz on August 02, 2014, 06:40:07 pm
Look for loot bashing zombies with my hammer if any attack
(5)You find an adamantine pickaxe!


The Omniverse Council decides that being unable to die is boring. People can die again.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #271 on: August 02, 2014, 06:53:24 pm »
Tell omniversal council that immortality sucks. We want our death back!!!!
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Tawa

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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #272 on: August 02, 2014, 06:55:41 pm »
Fair enough. >Train up to the ability to cast level 9 spells.
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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #273 on: August 02, 2014, 06:58:48 pm »
Find ancient ritual that promises great power if you do something suicidally stupid.  Then proceed to pour arsenic into head crater.   
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Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum circo vincendarum
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum

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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #274 on: August 02, 2014, 07:13:03 pm »
Find the Kraken and shoot it to death.
« Last Edit: August 02, 2014, 10:46:12 pm by Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum »
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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #275 on: August 02, 2014, 08:08:29 pm »
develop a sex addiction
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have some basic idea of whats going to go in it

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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #276 on: August 02, 2014, 09:57:39 pm »
((Things can die now. Update said so.))

Find loot to assist in survival. Burn enemies with fire breath.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to Be Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #277 on: August 02, 2014, 11:21:09 pm »
Quote from: Elephant Parade on August 02, 2014, 06:44:57 pm
Also, you lose The Game.
You self-fulfilling-prophecy-spewing... Yeah, I just lost The Game.

Avoid dying.
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Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #278 on: August 02, 2014, 11:52:40 pm »
It took me way too long to fix that typo.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #279 on: August 03, 2014, 01:24:07 am »
Eat it from inside while I still have teeth!
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Quote from: Urist McVoyager on October 01, 2015, 09:11:16 pm
Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

Quote from: star2wars3 on July 29, 2017, 01:45:37 pm
It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

Kingbodz

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #280 on: August 03, 2014, 01:41:16 am »
Take my treasure and look for a method of transport
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #281 on: August 03, 2014, 09:00:16 am »
>Rise as a zombie chihuahua. Amass horde of zombie doggies to follow my commands.
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #282 on: August 03, 2014, 01:43:16 pm »
bro fist a Brony pony
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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I don't need my cavities checked. I just went to the dentist! Ba-dum-tiss.
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Nidilap

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #283 on: August 03, 2014, 11:23:46 pm »
Shove SalsaCookies for brohoofing in a place where peace is only in the time between death and respawn.
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Nidilap likes Adamantine, Bituminous Coal, Garnets, Cats for their aloofness, Dwarves for their stupidity, and Swords for their Spikes and edges. When possible, he prefers to eat pizza, ramen noodles, and sushi. He absolutely detests elves and spiders. He needs MTN DEW to get through the working day.

A medium- sized creature prone to great ambition, but only when he feels like it.

Elephant Parade

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Okay, we're done with radiation now
« Reply #284 on: August 04, 2014, 10:48:28 am »
-accidentally posted unfinished turn-
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