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Author Topic: ROLL TO AVOID DYING II: NOW WITH MORE CAPITAL LETTERS  (Read 43081 times)

Salsacookies

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #225 on: July 31, 2014, 09:37:56 pm »
Respawn. Write an emo poem
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Whoops. Well, shit. Typical salsacookies.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #226 on: July 31, 2014, 10:13:57 pm »
Quote from: Lightningfalcon on July 31, 2014, 04:43:05 pm
Spawn.  Then summon aliens.
(2)You fail to summon aliens.

Quote from: Yoink on July 31, 2014, 04:50:26 pm
Fiiiiiine.

>Respawn as a clinically depressed chihuahua wedged in the buttcrack of its morbidly obese female owner.
As she walks around town putting up "lost dog" posters.
(4)You spawn as a depressed chihuahua, but you don't have an owner because everyone in the city is a zombie.

Quote from: Sarrak on July 31, 2014, 04:50:57 pm
Respawn as an astrophysic.
(1)You respawn as one of the laws of astrophysics. You can't do anything.

Quote from: Kingbodz on July 31, 2014, 05:05:40 pm
Respawn with a hammer. Bash zombies brains in
(5)You respawn with a hammer. You strike down a few zombies. [5]You dodge the zombies that try to attack you.

Quote from: Beirus on July 31, 2014, 05:13:28 pm
Respawn as something more awesome than last time.
(4)You respawn as a mutant wearing cool sunglasses.

Quote from: Cptn Kaladin Anrizlokum on July 31, 2014, 05:38:53 pm
Keep walking!
(5-1)You make it to a village on the shoreline.

Quote from: TalonisWolf on July 31, 2014, 07:09:32 pm
Steal GM's Job, share it with other players as a council which continuously bickers and does nothing while GM works from the shadows.
(2-1-meta)No. A rock steals your job of being alive. You die.

Quote from: tuypo1 on July 31, 2014, 07:38:38 pm
respawn as a sex addict
(2)You respawn as a normal person.

Quote from: SaberToothTiger on July 31, 2014, 07:42:58 pm
Respawn as a nuke. Explode.
(1)You respawn as someone who has just been hit by a nuke. You die instantly.

Quote from: Salsacookies on July 31, 2014, 09:37:56 pm
Respawn. Write an emo poem
(3)
Dark forces gather
In a dark, evil crater
wait how do I end this

Also, IcyTea: There was someone with 2 turns survived already. I just marked it down as 1 because I'm bad at being competent.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #227 on: July 31, 2014, 10:16:34 pm »
Summon UFO.  Use it to blast away my enemies.
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #228 on: July 31, 2014, 11:17:46 pm »
Leave the city, figure out what my mutant powers are.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 21, 2014, 09:30:01 am
Because everything is Megaman when you have an arm cannon.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #229 on: July 31, 2014, 11:30:07 pm »
Looks for a crew that will hunt the Kraken with me!
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #230 on: July 31, 2014, 11:41:15 pm »
Spawn and drink an invulnerability potion
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #231 on: August 01, 2014, 12:35:02 am »
Grab a weapon (e.g. a bonesaw) and cut through the horde to get out of here.
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Sarrak

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #232 on: August 01, 2014, 12:37:46 am »
Re-respawn as a zombie.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

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It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #233 on: August 01, 2014, 04:32:10 am »
well, since we're doing nothing, cut myself with paper, might give me emo poem ideas
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #234 on: August 01, 2014, 05:54:08 am »
Respawn as the crater.
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Quote from: Yoink on June 14, 2014, 10:54:23 pm
I gaze into its milky depths, searching the wheat and sugar for the meanings I can never find.
It's like tea leaf divination, but with cartoon leprechauns.
There are only two sure things in life: death and taxes and lists and poor arithmetic and overlong jokes and poor memory and probably a few more things.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #235 on: August 01, 2014, 07:05:03 am »
>Find and follow Kingbodz for protection!

CONDITIONAL ACTION: Should the GM consider killing me at any point, make sad puppy-dog eyes in my defence!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
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you need to reconsider your life
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If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.

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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #236 on: August 01, 2014, 09:18:36 am »
develop a sex addiction
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #237 on: August 01, 2014, 10:41:00 am »
Squirt the fools around me with squirt gun. This'll be funny.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #238 on: August 01, 2014, 03:48:43 pm »
Stab more people with mechanical pencils.
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Re: Roll to Avoid Dying: Stop making this place so lethal; you're stealing my job
« Reply #239 on: August 01, 2014, 05:52:54 pm »
-why do I keep accidentally posting unfinished turns today-
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