Hmmm. It occurs to me that I have a +4 Int Mod. Enough to Take 10 and make up to +2 AC armour/shields, longbows and shortbows, and simple melee or thrown weapons.
Anyone want a 2/3rds discount on their gear?
If I get Artisan Armorsmithing Tools (5gp for the tools), I can do up to +4 AC armour/shields, and with the right Masterwork Artisan's Tools (55gp) I can make up to up to +6 AC armour/shields, composite longbows or shortbows, crossbows, martial melee and thrown weapons, and "high-quality items."
Given Aid Another assistance, my results go up another 2 points. Exotic weapons, +1 rating comp. bows, +8 AC armour/shields.
I'm willing to be a wagon, but I hardly have money for basic equipment when it's all large-sized .
Good news!
Hooray, I was hoping for Architecture Knowledge! "Murderhobo shack" is a term I use to refer to any sort of adventurer's (murderhobo's) hideout, home, or respite.
Architecture Knowledge buddy!
Wait... hey! Anyone willing to chip in for a wagon? We could have an ADVENTURE CARAVAN, what with my horse.
If I have the cash left, sure. Hell, I might be able to Craft one, even.
Yes. I will be played a psuedopaladin. Who is anti-evil, and especially anti-evil dragons.
*Glances at the kobold*
What are you implying? >.>
Profession checks are going to be fun times for me. They're essentially telling random strangers things you'd find in fortune cookies or out of a magic 8 ball... for money.
Mine are doing hard mine labour.
Wanna swap? =p
It's listed in the houserules near the end, all of which GWG, Hans, and I whipped up a while back to make poisons and alchemicals viable weapons for specialization. The RAW on poisons are shitty and contradictory to begin with, and that bit about accidental self-poisoning is bloody stupid. It's like if you forced someone to take a Sword Use feat to remove a percentage chance of accidentally castrating themselves every time they attacked.
Oops, missed that, my bad. That certainly does make me happy, though.
Although...again, jeezus Harbinger, calm down. Let's go through my statements one by one.
First off, whatever you might say about rogue/swashbuckler being terrible, we have two fighters and a warrior in the party. Hush you. Stop bashing on rogues.
Thank you so much for not insta-banning me from Dice's Wizard-buffing campaign for taking a race that can theoretically be used to make Pun Pun and planning a one level Cleric dip on my Rogue/Swashbuckler.
Yep. I sure did say they were terrible and bash all over my favourite class, all right.
Third, my characters aren't perfectly balanced, or necessarily nicely flavored. Though usually I find some good flavor to make them taste good. However, that's irrelevant in this. I never claimed mine were better than yours; if I implied it, it was by mistake.
If your characters aren't better balanced or flavoured than mine... Perhaps you should read the old saying about people in glass houses throwing stones?
Fourth, jeezus stop using so much acid on me good gods man. You're gonna turn Neutral Evil if you keep up this level of malice.
>Implying I'm not already Neutral Evil.Sixth, calm the fuck down, it was a joke
Seventh, man, you don't even know about those chickens. Don't even joke about that shit, bro.
Calm the fuck down about the chickens, it was a joke.How about... taking your own advice?
I think I'm choking on the irony. Let's sum this up quickly, so we can be done with this: If you want to keep "worrying" about my character, I will do the same to you. And I don't think anyone here wants that. So, with all due respect, kindly butt out and stop trying to tell me what to do with my character, and then we can all save some forum posts.