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[Morghaine]

The Russian kid is so good at chess that he beats you every time. After a hundred rounds you can't take it any longer and kill the poor innocent thing with the chess board.


Taking a long walk across the fields during a warm summers rain.

[TalonisWolf]

 It's Highly Acidic Rain.

  Prove that someone was wrongly accused.

[Morghaine]

People start ranting and rioting because you've taken the scapegoat away from them. They then focus their hatred on you, which doesn't end well.


Having an interesting conversation.

[Salsacookies]

A group of thugs walk in at the wrong moment, and beat you to a pulp for dissing them

RVing

[NAV]

You crash the RV and it explodes and you die.

Putting salsa on cookies.

[Morghaine]

Your taste buds feel offended by your lack of taste. Your tongue starts swelling and you are suffocated by it.


Making a cup of tea.

[Lyeos]

That wasn't sugar you put in it. Congrats on ODing.

Playing the trombone.

((Hullo, new person!))

[Morghaine]

The air being blown out of the trombone causes the "butterfly" effect and a hurricane arises in the nearby country. Plenty of people fall victim to its deadly spin.


Laying on the sofa, procrastinating.


((hello, "old" person!))

[Harbingerjm]

Starving to death. Stop procrastinating about eating >.>

Washing your hands in clean soapy water.

[Lord_lemonpie]

Sofa was dropped out of a flying aeroplane several seconds ago.

Having a severe soap allergy.

Reading a newspaper.

[Kingbodz]

You read too long and die of starvation
Hiking in Canada

[NAV]

((hello, "old" person!))

((Ha hahahahaha. Lyeos is almost as new as you.))

Hiking in Canada

Simultaneously freezing do death, eaten by a bear, trampled by moose, and maple syrup overdose.

Jumping out of a plane without a parachute.

[QuakeIV]

Uh, you impact the ground.


Applying chapstick.

[Salsacookies]

The chapstick is laced with anthrax.

Playing solitaire

[Alev]

You spill the cards and slip on them, spattering yer braens.

Eating mush.