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[Alev]

Ignoring the murders happening outside.

Baking cookies.

[snackfox]

Burn to death.

Dancing.

[Kingbodz]

Trip, Fall and break your neck

climbing monkeybars

[Noel.se]

Fall down and crush someone below you.

Reading a book.

[richeygator]

go crazy from thinking your in a book (a-la never ending story)
and stab a neighbor"evil troll"

playing minecraft

[Arcvasti]

You inadvertandly block off the entrance to your room in real life with blocks. Unfortunately, they're stronger then your hand. And also decently soundproof. No one checks on you for a few weeks...

Riding a mechanical bull.

[Kingbodz]

It throws you off with too much force and your head is smashed open on the floor

eating blueberries

[richeygator]

eat them from willy wonkas factory and get to to large to pump enough blood

watching time fly

[ckisocoa]

You sit and watch the time pass, whilst your friends and loved ones slowly age and die around you.

I listen to music.

[snackfox]

Your ears cave in due to accidentally turning on Death Metal at full volume.

Moving your fingers.

[blazing glory]

Moving them into the woodchipper and falling over in pain,going into said chipper.

Brushing your teeth.

[ckisocoa]

You brush and brush and brush. Your gums bleed and bleed and bleed.

Waving at a friend.

[snackfox]

Said friend has an incredible phobia to waving, and kills you in panic.

Making emoticons.

[Funk]

You can stop, you post emotion after emotion and soon that is all you can write or speak, a slow death buy starvation soon follows.

Sleeping.

[richeygator]

get hypnotized in your sleep-turn to the dark side,
kill self from saddness

going full retard