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[Coolrune206]

This is another forum game based off the general idea that one person responds to the person before him, then places his own action two lines below. This game will involve someone putting an innocent action, and the next person saying how it could end in a death, and then placing their own idea.
Here's an example:

Poster 1: I start this game
Poster 2: The crazed fanatics of bay12 take the game too literally, and chop you up.

(Poster 2's innocent action here)

I'll start.

I pet a cute deer.

[Silthuri]

You scare he deer and it kicks you in the head, killing you instantly.

I take a leisurely stroll in the park.

[Harry Baldman]

You walk in far too leisurely a manner to notice a local hippopotamus emerge from the river and, like some sort of corpulent assassin, descend on you without your knowledge until it is far too late to save yourself.

I decide to finally treat my lingering eye infection with the appropriate medication rather than wishful thinking.

[NAV]

It turns out that eye infection was the only thing holding back another, much more lethal affliction.

I go buy a large bag of salt.

[Fniff]

You walk out with the salt and trip, making the salt land into a local field. The field was host to a plant that is the only cure to the most lethal disease in humanity's history. You just covered the land it grows on with salt, you monster. You die from the plague when it hits a few years later.

I make a homemade pizza.

[Coolrune206]

With a large "WHOOSH", flames burst out of the oven, igniting the kitchen! You run around screaming, before falling to the ground, slowly dying in agony...

I talk to a police officer in a friendly manner.

[Comrade Shamrock]

You reference the policeman's wife as a joke and he beats you to death with his baton.

Sit in a comfy chair.

[sal880612m]

You have sit in the most comfy chair in the world and experience a moment of totally peace and happiness. When you leave the chair the brutal reality of your existence crashes down on you and in a fit of severe depression you off yourself.

I drink a glass of water and take hamburger out for supper.

[HissinhWalnuts]

The supper had sodium hidden in it and your insides explode from it.


I eat a cookie.

[Comrade Shamrock]

You choke on the cookie.

I stand in an empty room.

[HissinhWalnuts]

The room is so empty it has no air and you die of decompression.


I do gardening stuff.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Fall on a trowel which impales your heart.

Jump out of an airplane with no parachute.

[sal880612m]

As the plane was safely parked you only break your legs. A few months later the heal and you live a long fulfilling life dying peacefully in your sleep of old age.

I eat cheese.

[Comrade Shamrock]

Turns out you are allergic and die from the reaction.

Handling a coffin made of cheese.

[Harry Baldman]

That cheese coffin, harvested from the famous cheese tree of Western Zimbabwe and constructed on-location, then imported in a most expensive manner at great cost to many innocent people, has served as the home of three separate generations of heretofore undiscovered nematodes, ones that normally act as consumers of all manner of dairy-based products in former Third World countries and are typically invisible to the naked eye - most do not make it to the civilized world from their countries of origin, being subjected to vastly unfavorable conditions during processing and shipping, but this particular colony survives long enough to make it inside of you. Moved by the cuts on your skin you incur from careless handling of the coffin, the nematodes on this particular coffin rapidly undergo severe lifestyle changes, and adopt the parasitic lifestyle of their ancient forebears from before the Neolithic period. That is to say, they, possessing unrefined, evolutionarily less moderated parasitic instincts, quickly infest your body and turn your muscles, starting with your juicy heart first of all, into a leaky, bloody mess that kills you over a short and painful period of time.

I purchase and promptly read a handbook of 1001 romantic tips.