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[IcyTea31]

Equipment check: unload the pistol, lock the slider and try to fire it empty; test the edge of the sword; call a test signal with the radio; play a short tune on the cornet; wear the hat and try to dazzle Polevoy.

[Sheb]

I facepalm at the blind heroism my underlings are showing. People, you don't become a world-class ballet dancer Hero Of The Soviet Union by risking your ass like this...

You know, you guys don't have to post actions right away, you're allowed to discuss what you're going to do first. :p

[Helgoland]

Oh no, I wish to cultivate initiative and the will to self-sacrifice in my subordinates. The more they have those, the less I have to do.

[Comrade P.]

Imma goin' to commissar-slap you with my Mauser and you'll have all the will to sacrifice yourself you'll ever need

[Sheb]

Helgo, you might want to issue orders for USEC_Officer

[Helgoland]

Oh, he's doing what I does, naturally. He knows better than to stay behind while his commander advances: The Germans kill you three out of ten times, but the Commissariat is not so ineffective.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Nikifor Sokoloff is indeed lending his full support to Captain Oleg Vasiliev's endeavours. He shall quietly advance in tandem with the Captain to provide covering fire once Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz is discovered if needed.

((Guess who forgot to set notifications for this thread? I'm really, really sorry about this.))

[Sheb]

Вы - Советская Атомная Кавалерия, Ход десять: Не разделить партию!


Behind the Nazi Lines
May 8th, 1943, 3:00

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: It is still dark as you put on the bloody uniform and start riding toward the enemy camp,, your many weapons making on hell of a noise. [6] The camp seems in complete disarray as troopers do their best to avoid the angry nuclear horse wrecking amock inside the camp. Sentries are too busy dying of radiation poisoning to notice you. You try to think of a way to get the horse when a hand slap on your shoulder. As small man with a Captain's uniform and a mustache like an overgrown rat face you. Two scared-looking soldiers stand behind him.

Robię prace murarskie nie drogie. Także ukraść pracy z innymi ludźmi.

In Kursk
May 8th 22:00

The NKVD officer enters the office.

"Doctor Sergarrski here warned me that some enemies of the people might be impersonating members of a top secret scientific mission. Under the circumstance, I must check your orders."

Of course, you have no such things as written orders.

Spoiler: Nazi Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Piece of Paper (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Captain Oleg Vasiliev (Helgoland) (click to show/hide)

Commander:Captain Oleg Vasiliev
Age:29
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 1
XP:8
Skills:Ballet Dancer +1 to esquive rolls.
Noticed By Stalin +1 to bragging rolls.
Horse: Natalia

Code: [Select]

Breed:Arabian
HP:8/8
+1 to charismaWeapon:PPSh-42

Code: [Select]

Range:150m
Clip:29
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
10 spare magazines


Spoiler: Lieutnant Nikifor Sokoloff (USEC_OFFICER) (click to show/hide)

Age:21
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 1
XP:4
Skills:Career Soldier +1 to relations with military
Not a Ballet Dancer +1 to shooting stuff
Horse:

Code: [Select]

Race:Mule
HP:14/14
Can carry up to a lot of equipmentMosin-Nagant M38:

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:3/5
Burst size:1
Damage:1D6
Precision:+2
24 spare clips

Spoiler: Private First Class Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (SaberToothTiger) (click to show/hide)

Age:23
Nationality:Polish
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 1
XP:5
Skills:Partisan +1 to sneaking and hiding
It's Brzęczyszczykiewicz with 5 'z' +1 against bureaucrats
Horse:Chrząszczyżewoszyc Łękołód

Code: [Select]

Breed: Soviet Draft Horse
HP:20/20Weapon:PPSh-41

Code: [Select]

Range:150m
Clip:65
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
Weapons:SVT-40

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:10
Burst size:2
Damage:1D6
Precision:+0
10 spare clipsVis wz.35

Code: [Select]

Range:30m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+1
2 spare clip2 G41 (on horse):

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:8/10
4 spare clips
Burst size:2
Damage:1D6
Precision:+0Items:
-Piece of Paper
-Map
-Hip Flask of Wòdka
-Bloddied torn sentry's uniform (on horse)

Code: [Select]

Breed:Warhorse
HP:12/12
+2 to damage rolls
-1 to riding rolls

Spoiler: Commissar Vasily Ignatievich Polevoy (Comrade P.) (click to show/hide)

Age:49
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:0
Skills:Attack of the Dead +1 to all combat rolls when at 2HP or less, don't suffer penalties when hurt
Lungs of Osowiev Immunity to gas attacks

Spoiler: Field Marshal Mikhail Illarionovich Golenischev-Kutuzov (Temporarily demoted to Private Second Class) (click to show/hide)

Age:197 years / 6 hours
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:0
Skills:Strategic Genius +1 to strategic and tactical rolls
Leader of Men +1 to all commands rolls

Feral Nuclear Horse

Code: (Claw Marx) [Select]

Breed:Thoroughbred
HP:6/10
+1 to speed
Spewing Radioactive Steam

[Comrade P.]

The NKVD officer enters the office.

"Doctor Sergarrski here warned me that some enemies of the people might be impersonating members of a top secret scientific mission. Under the circumstance, I must check your orders."

((Que IcyTea using his superior command skills))

[SaberToothTiger]

((...Did you google translate that polich phrase? It's come off as awkward and is illegible. Oh well!))
"No szefie, no jest taka sytuacja, panie kapitanie, że no tak więc jest jak pan widzi, jaki koń jest każdy widzi. Nie no, panie majorze, tak być nie może, no, ale, no, wiecie, no. Takie życie, hehe. Teraz wrócę do namiotu, dobrze? Panie pułkowniku?"

((Which translates roughly to "Captain, well, you know how it is, just like you can see, how a horse behaves everyone can see*. Sir, Major, sir, it can't be like this, uh, but, uh, it is. Uh. That's life for you, hehe. Now I shall return back to my tent, alright? Sir, colonel, sir?"))

I salute him multiple times while incoherently saying the above to him. Then I shall salute him one final time, bow deeply and walk past and into the nearest tent. If he insists on me capturing the horse, I shall reluctantly agree and then majestically jump on the nuclear steed and instantly tame it with my righteous glory.

You Are Nuclear Sionist Bear is not scheduled until late 2015, sorry.

((I feel cheated, Sheb. Where is the bear game?))

[IcyTea31]

"Top secret, you said it yourself. Unless you can prove your clearance, I'm afraid they will have to remain secret."

[Helgoland]

I hold fire, and wait and see how our Comrade will react to the pickle he's gotten himself into.

[Sheb]

I just inserted gibberish, the actual meaning is in an acronym tag.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Following the brave and courageous example of his Captain, Nikifor Sokoloff is going to stay put and do nothing as well.

[Helgoland]

We're not doing nothing, we're tactically holding fire to conduct further observations! Comrade, phrasing is very, very important in capturing the essence of one's actions. I wouldn't be where I am today if I had ever retreated - all I ever did was advance in unconventional directions.