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Grimdark, "war is hell"

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Romance (Note: not actually going to write this)

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[USEC_OFFICER]

Of course! How could I be so moronic, Comrade! No wonder you are a Captain where I am merely a lowly Lieutenant. My apologies.

[Sheb]

Behind the Nazi lines

Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: [2] The captain doesn't look like he's going to let you get off that easily. "Wiesz, co mnie ominęło? Ziemniaki. Ponadto, o mój własny kraj."

You are left with no choices but to follow the soldiers and attempt to capture the horse. The horse is running from across camp, kicking the occasional soldier's head in. You and the captain lays in ambush waiting for the horse to clamber in front of you. The captain jump on it and [3] can't quite get on. The horse, having noticed the captain, turns around and [6] [6][6][5] turns his head into a small pile of radioactive slush. You are suddenly having second though about taming the horse...

In Kursk

[1] "And until YOU can prove you have top secret clearance, I will have you detained, tried and shot."

[Comrade P.]

That's it.

Draw the Mauser, shoot the renegade. If he's not down with the first one, fire more. Once he's done, tell Field Marshall to close the curtains and hold the door.

Strip him from his documents and any other credentials he has on him, any photos and all. Burn those. Mutilate the face beyond recognition with multiple shots.

[Helgoland]

I watch with great entertainment. Comrade Stalin will be delighted to hear of our antics over a nice cup of tea.

[IcyTea31]

Once he's done, tell Field Marshall to close the curtains and hold the door.

"On it." Do just that.

If Polevoy's forbidden secret Kung Fu shoot-you-in-the-face-with-a-handgun-until-you-die technique fails, show off my forbidden secret Kung Fu stab-you-in-the-gut-with-a-sabre-until-you-die technique on the officer, then do the above action.

[SaberToothTiger]

...Gloriously leap onto the radiocative horse and hope for the best.

[Sheb]

Kursk
May 8th 22:02

Vasily Polevoy: Traitor? You're a commissar! You cannot be a traitor, he's a traitor! You whip out your pistol and let two bullets flies [4][4] they hit the NKVD man in the arms, severely injuring him. [3][1] Getting your cue, Kutuzov draw his saber [5] v. [6-2], [1][1]. The NKVD officer stumble back, and manage  to stop most of the blow with his other arm. Before you can finish hacking him to pieces, he runs and barge through the glass door. The VVS captain looks startled, but the man in the lab coat turns around and grab some kind of green glowing rifle-looking apparatus from his lab coat.

Behind the Lines
May 8th, 1943, 3:05

Grabbing your courage with both hands, you attempt to grab the bridle [6-1] and succeed! The horse seems to recognize the faint amount of radiations you're emitting and reward you with a joyful spray of radioactive steam. All around you, about 20 of the platoon's survivor are emerging from various cover. A terrified lieutenant in browner-than-regulation pants seems to be the senior officer present. You probably have a few moments before he start wondering who the hell you are exactly.

Spoiler: NKVD Officer (click to show/hide)

HP:2/8

Code: (Tokarev Pistol) [Select]

Range:50m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+0


Spoiler: NRNU Scientist (click to show/hide)

HP:8/8

Code: (Weapon) [Select]

???

Spoiler: Nazi Map (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Piece of Paper (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Captain Oleg Vasiliev (Helgoland) (click to show/hide)

Commander:Captain Oleg Vasiliev
Age:29
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 1
XP:8
Skills:Ballet Dancer +1 to esquive rolls.
Noticed By Stalin +1 to bragging rolls.
Horse: Natalia

Code: [Select]

Breed:Arabian
HP:8/8
+1 to charismaWeapon:PPSh-42

Code: [Select]

Range:150m
Clip:29
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
10 spare magazines


Spoiler: Lieutnant Nikifor Sokoloff (USEC_OFFICER) (click to show/hide)

Age:21
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 1
XP:4
Skills:Career Soldier +1 to relations with military
Not a Ballet Dancer +1 to shooting stuff
Horse:

Code: [Select]

Race:Mule
HP:14/14
Can carry up to a lot of equipmentMosin-Nagant M38:

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:3/5
Burst size:1
Damage:1D6
Precision:+2
24 spare clips

Spoiler: Private First Class Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz (SaberToothTiger) (click to show/hide)

Age:23
Nationality:Polish
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 2
XP:7
Skills:Partisan +1 to sneaking and hiding
It's Brzęczyszczykiewicz with 5 'z' +1 against bureaucrats
Horse:Chrząszczyżewoszyc Łękołód

Code: [Select]

Breed: Soviet Draft Horse
HP:20/20Weapon:PPSh-41

Code: [Select]

[code=Claw Marx]Breed:Thoroughbred
HP:6/10
+1 to speed
Spewing Radioactive SteamRange:150m
Clip:65
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
[/code]
Weapons:SVT-40

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:10
Burst size:2
Damage:1D6
Precision:+0
10 spare clipsVis wz.35

Code: [Select]

Range:30m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+1
2 spare clip2 G41 (on horse):

Code: [Select]

Range:500m
Clip:8/10
4 spare clips
Burst size:2
Damage:1D6
Precision:+0Items:
-Piece of Paper
-Map
-Hip Flask of Wòdka
-Bloddied torn sentry's uniform (on horse)

Spoiler: Commissar Vasily Ignatievich Polevoy (Comrade P.) (click to show/hide)

Age:49
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:0
Skills:Attack of the Dead +1 to all combat rolls when at 2HP or less, don't suffer penalties when hurt
Lungs of Osowiev Immunity to gas attacks
Equipment:

Code: (PPSh-41) [Select]

Range:150m
Clip:35
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
3 spare box magazines (35 rounds)
2 spare drum magazines (71 rounds)


Code: (C96 9mm Pistol) [Select]

Range:30m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8/10
Damage:1D5
Precision:+0
2 spare clip

Code: (Trench shovel, sharp) [Select]

Close Quarter
Damage:2D4

Spoiler: Field Marshal Mikhail Illarionovich Golenischev-Kutuzov (Temporarily demoted to Private Second Class) (click to show/hide)

Age:197 years / 1 day
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:0
Skills:Strategic Genius +1 to strategic and tactical rolls
Leader of Men +1 to all commands rolls
Equipment:1 set of long-range radio
1 TM-35 AT mine
1 cornet
1 facy hat

Code: (Tokarev Pistol) [Select]

Range:50m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+0
2 spare clip

Code: (Cavalry sabre) [Select]

2D6

[Comrade P.]

 - IN THE NAME OF THE SOVIET POWER DROP IT, FOUR-EYES!

Stomp the wound of NKVD officer. Hopefully he'll black out because of pain. Yell and hold scientist at gunpoint.

[IcyTea31]

((Snake. Eyes. I even calculated the odds of us winning this fight in one turn, which were better than even, but it seems the RNGod hates me.))

"[VVS Captain you didn't give us the name of], don't be alarmed. Doctor Sergarrski, did you know this officer right here is in fact disloyal to your mission, and by extension, our great Emp-...Union?"

Be ready to lunge at Sergarrski if he tries to bring his gun up to shoot.

[Sheb]

In Kursk
May 8th 22:02:30

Commissar Poleyov: [3] You kick the NKDV officer, but only get a grunt. The officer turns around and reach for his pistol. It's you or him, and shoot some more [4][4], sending two bullet crashing in his head [1][5]. With a last whimper or "For Stalin..." he dies.

Field Marshal Kutusov: [2+1] The VVS pilot does, in fact, panick. He runs outside, as Poleyov execute the officer. Sergarrski raise his apparatus, leaving you no choice but to hack at him. [4] v. [3], [4][6] chopping his arm off. His glowy green gun drop to the floor, his hand still clutched around it. As Sergarrski drops to the floor, you chop his head off with the backblow.

Both of you are still standing in the small office. Outside, you can hear the indistinct shouts of the VVS officer. You remember the hall was empty on your way in, so the VVS officer is unlikely to have actually alerted anyone yet. You could try to intercept him, or wait where you are and try to talk your way out of whatever is coming. A window also give a way out to the airfield.

Spoiler: Commissar Vasily Ignatievich Polevoy (Comrade P.) (click to show/hide)

Age:49
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:4
Skills:Attack of the Dead +1 to all combat rolls when at 2HP or less, don't suffer penalties when hurt
Lungs of Osowiev Immunity to gas attacks
Equipment:

Code: (PPSh-41) [Select]

Range:150m
Clip:35
Burst size:6
Damage: 1D4
Precision:-1
3 spare box magazines (35 rounds)
2 spare drum magazines (71 rounds)


Code: (C96 9mm Pistol) [Select]

Range:30m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8/10
Damage:1D5
Precision:+0
2 spare clip

Code: (Trench shovel, sharp) [Select]

Close Quarter
Damage:2D4

Spoiler: Field Marshal Mikhail Illarionovich Golenischev-Kutuzov (Temporarily demoted to Private Second Class) (click to show/hide)

Age:197 years / 1 day
Nationality:Russian
HP:8/8
RadMeter: 0
XP:4
Skills:Strategic Genius +1 to strategic and tactical rolls
Leader of Men +1 to all commands rolls
Equipment:1 set of long-range radio
1 TM-35 AT mine
1 cornet
1 facy hat

Code: (Tokarev Pistol) [Select]

Range:50m
Burst Size:2
Clip:8
Damage:1D4
Precision:+0
2 spare clip

Code: (Cavalry sabre) [Select]

2D6

[SaberToothTiger]

"Ha, ha! Such is the glory of the Reich!"
Ride off deeper into the camp and throw the G41 rifles to some random rifleman passing by. Act like I have more authority than anyone else.

[IcyTea31]

Do not touch the glowy gun. Look for evidence of the pair's disloyalty. If none are found, fabricate some. A few letters allegedly from Fred Adi should do.

[Comrade P.]

 - Should've stopped after hand, your highness. Our legend should now go like this: Dr. Serrgarski was bought by fascists, and provided... whatever this is, - commissar points at green-ish rifle - to the spy disguised as an NKVD officer. We noticed the transaction and interfered, they did not surrender so we neutralised them. Let us move out. It would be better if we'd get to the frontline as soon as possible.

Collect my gear, reload Mauser. Start walking away from the scene, towards some sort of hideaway to wait while the heat lays off.

[IcyTea31]

"I think it'd be best if we got behind some cover. Our friend will surely call for help, and that help will shoot first, ask questions later. I'd like to be alive to answer those questions."

[Comrade P.]

 - I do not think we should face off against our comrades at all. We will be outnumbered and outgunned. What I am suggesting is a prompt retreat, while their forces aren't gathered.