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[tompliss]

That's why "I've seen worse" exists

[Mictlantecuhtli]

"I didn't see your call"

* Watched call come in, let it ring until completion

[Yoink]

"I didn't see your call"

* Watched call come in, let it ring until completion

Oh boy, I've done that so many times.
Although these days I'm often honest and just say, "Oh, yeah, I didn't feel like talking to you. Sorry."

[Redzephyr01]

"You won't get hurt. Do it for the vine."

[Julius Clonkus]

"Sorry, I need to go; dinner."

"Talk to you when I'm back."

Both in direct succession. And now I'm here.

tee hee hee hee

[Glloyd]

"No, I'm pretty busy on Wednesday."

(not in the slightest.)

[Mictlantecuhtli]

Spoiler: Not a lie (click to show/hide)

I adore this topic

[Lyeos]

"No, I don't know why the Reddi-Wip is gone." - Me.

[Trapezohedron]

"What are you mumbling about?", someone asked. I had been thinking about what and how to do a particular task, but to avoid giving a long, expository statement, I simply replied with "Nothing."

[Hubris Incalculable]

I just told my buddy that i've not watched porn in over a month, and if he'd asked yesterday, it would have been true.

fuckin' addictions.

[blazing glory]

Other guy:Are you okay?

Me:Yes I am.

It's always obvious I'm not okay.

[hops]

"I think I'd date you if you were gay"
Said while consoling a friend whose girlfriend broke up with and is worrying if he had done something wrong. I think he's a doofus.

[gigaraptor487]

"This won't hurt a bit"

[Trapezohedron]

"This won't hurt a bit"

Needles are strangely satisfying. The pain, and yet...

[Muz]

'No thanks, I'm not thirsty'

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

No idea WHY I am, but I'm one of those people that dislikes feeling like a burden on someone when I'm at their house, and it doesn't take much to make me feel like a burden (nobody needs to make a comment, my brain just goes 'Stop acting like one!'). I get hungry and thirsty, but unless it's pretty bad, I politely decline food and drink. Or if it's at lunch/dinner/what-have-you.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

That's why in many cultures, it's considered rude to turn down food or drink Where I live, it's an insult, like implying that the host is going to serve poison or something. I had a guest over today and joked to my wife that her brownies suck because the guest only took half of it.