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Author Topic: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies  (Read 5446 times)

tompliss

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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2014, 08:44:57 am »

That's why "I've seen worse" exists :D
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2014, 11:12:06 am »

"I didn't see your call"

* Watched call come in, let it ring until completion
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2014, 11:13:19 am »

"I didn't see your call"

* Watched call come in, let it ring until completion

Oh boy, I've done that so many times. :P
Although these days I'm often honest and just say, "Oh, yeah, I didn't feel like talking to you. Sorry."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2014, 01:18:35 pm »

"You won't get hurt. Do it for the vine."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2014, 02:02:03 pm »

"Sorry, I need to go; dinner."

"Talk to you when I'm back."

Both in direct succession. And now I'm here.

tee hee hee hee
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #20 on: May 26, 2014, 03:21:40 pm »

"No, I'm pretty busy on Wednesday."

(not in the slightest.)

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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #21 on: May 26, 2014, 03:36:21 pm »

Spoiler: Not a lie (click to show/hide)
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #22 on: May 26, 2014, 04:38:34 pm »

"No, I don't know why the Reddi-Wip is gone." - Me.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #23 on: May 26, 2014, 07:44:40 pm »

"What are you mumbling about?", someone asked. I had been thinking about what and how to do a particular task, but to avoid giving a long, expository statement, I simply replied with "Nothing."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #24 on: May 26, 2014, 10:54:18 pm »

I just told my buddy that i've not watched porn in over a month, and if he'd asked yesterday, it would have been true.

fuckin' addictions.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #25 on: May 27, 2014, 03:34:18 am »

Other guy:Are you okay?

Me:Yes I am.

It's always obvious I'm not okay.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #26 on: May 27, 2014, 06:05:44 am »

"I think I'd date you if you were gay"
Said while consoling a friend whose girlfriend broke up with and is worrying if he had done something wrong. I think he's a doofus.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #27 on: May 27, 2014, 08:15:14 am »

"This won't hurt a bit"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #28 on: May 27, 2014, 08:16:21 am »

"This won't hurt a bit"
Needles are strangely satisfying. The pain, and yet...
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #29 on: May 27, 2014, 09:51:10 am »

'No thanks, I'm not thirsty'

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