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Author Topic: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies  (Read 5426 times)

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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #30 on: May 27, 2014, 10:36:15 am »

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I don't think I've told any blatant lies yet today, but it's still early - I'll give it some time and report back.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #31 on: May 27, 2014, 10:39:28 am »

"I sorry, I didn't mean to spill my coffee on your computer"

To my brother
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #32 on: May 28, 2014, 04:14:42 pm »

"what do you mean you can't find your car keys"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #33 on: May 28, 2014, 04:18:17 pm »

I'm waiting for the first "I love you" or variant thereof.

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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #34 on: May 28, 2014, 05:00:23 pm »

"I'll just read the next few chapters of Skin Games before I do some programming". Rest of the day later, finished the whole book.

Damn you Jim Butcher, you brilliant evil dealer of literary crack.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #35 on: May 28, 2014, 06:37:53 pm »

"I'll just read the next few chapters of Skin Games before I do some programming". Rest of the day later, finished the whole book.

Damn you Jim Butcher, you brilliant evil dealer of literary crack.
Happened with every Dresden Files novel so far.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #36 on: May 29, 2014, 02:57:12 am »

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"Oooh, yeah, I tooootally meant to do that!". Happens quite often.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #37 on: May 29, 2014, 03:09:56 am »

In which New Guy gets an etiquette beatdown.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #38 on: May 29, 2014, 09:43:06 am »

"I'll just wait in the queue for a while, and after I finish this dungeon I'll start studying for Spanish." Hours later, I was completely finished with Stonetalon and about halfway done with Southern Barrens.

"I'm going to eat a real breakfast today." I currently have an energy drink and a brownie in my backpack because fuck it, I have some spending money and it makes me happy right now.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #39 on: May 29, 2014, 09:50:40 am »

It's also quite rude declining any food or drink where I live. Furthermore, there's this thing where we guys will argue (sometimes quite hard) over who pays the tab after some beers or a dinner, so it just resolves being the fastest to take the bucks out from the wallet. Dunno why, but it's strangely satisfying to be the one paying after a good meal with a couple of friends.

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"I'm gonna revise for the test on Monday!". Then I remember that the test is on "Programming Languages, Client/Server and Concurrency" and I already know enough about such things to pass a BSc test on it.

And then I get sad because I feel like I shouldn't be able to be so blasé about my university education but the university standards are evidently lower than my own. Which is apparently why some of the lecturers describe me as a "good student", but also why every piece of coursework has stressed me out so far since I've been holding it against the standards I was taught whilst on my year in the industry, and not the "quick and dirty prototype" that they university expects.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #40 on: May 29, 2014, 10:10:17 am »

I don't think I've spoken to anyone but my cat yet today, and I don't usually lie to cats.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #41 on: May 29, 2014, 04:04:01 pm »

Not that you can lie to cats anyways, they're telepathic.

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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #42 on: May 29, 2014, 04:28:26 pm »

"Yes, this is ICT revision. Why is it called Dwarf Fortress? Just the name of the program I'm looking over, that's all."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #43 on: May 29, 2014, 04:51:20 pm »

"Yes, this is ICT revision.

All I could think of was how that sounds like Icy Tea when you say it.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #44 on: May 29, 2014, 04:56:45 pm »

"Yes, this is ICT revision. Why is it called Dwarf Fortress? Just the name of the program I'm looking over, that's all."
lolololol

Also, "No, we don't have that in stock. Yes, we'll have it tomorrow. Yes, I show an inbound shipment." I don't work tomorrow. Then again, the item in question is street dated for tomorrow, so the customer couldn't have it today anyway.
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