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Author Topic: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies  (Read 5429 times)

cahocachi

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Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« on: May 26, 2014, 03:45:43 am »

Well, title's pretty much self explanatory: post things that you've said, heard, or thought that you know are total bullsh*t. I'll start!

"I will never believe anything on the Internet ever again".
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2014, 03:54:08 am »

'No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.'
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2014, 03:55:56 am »

"I'm fine, and you ?"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2014, 03:58:20 am »

"I'm going to finish my project for school." - Me.

"I'm actually going to get sleep today!" - Me.

"Sorry, my family dragged me out to go swimming." - Not me.
« Last Edit: May 26, 2014, 04:04:08 am by Lyeos »
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2014, 03:59:44 am »

"I've got everything under control."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #5 on: May 26, 2014, 04:00:42 am »

"I'll get to it in 5 minutes."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2014, 04:01:10 am »

Well, yesterday I claimed that my phone was left in the bathroom because I got a call whilst in the shower. >.>
Thankfully I'm a skilled liar.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2014, 04:31:28 am »

"No, no, most assuredly it wasn't me!"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2014, 06:49:59 am »

"It wasn't me, whomever did that didn't care about your car"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #9 on: May 26, 2014, 06:51:19 am »

"Yes, I do know where my hoodie is!"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2014, 07:31:22 am »

This phrase is a lie.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2014, 07:31:55 am »

The above phrase is false.
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #12 on: May 26, 2014, 07:34:17 am »

"I'll get to you in a sec, my computer's been acting all weird lately."
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2014, 08:21:54 am »

"how have you been?"
"good"
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Re: Things You've Said Today You Know Are Blatant Lies
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2014, 08:38:28 am »

I usually just say "Not bad" or "Can't complain". Which is still a lie, I can always complain.
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