Keep heading home
[9]After a long walk, you arrive home, tired.
Thank the master chef for the food and start playing final fantasy one on the NES.
[6]Your NES is very dusty, it'll need thorough cleaning before it can run games without serious glitches.
Attempt to communicate with Cerberus in animaleese, in the hopes of brokering a deal, just be straight with him/her/them. at a safe distance.
[4]The Cerberus can only speak an ancient dialect of Greek. He keeps barking at you.
It went reasonably well.
Now to manually construct some furniture... Chest, table, chair and bed would suffice. I think.
[14]You construct some furniture for yourself. You can't make them great without any kind of varnish, but they look fine until you can get some.
I will use Svalinn and Lúin of Celtchar and I will use these to kill the god Zeus! Now stop trying to delay me and let me do it!
[20]Surprisingly, ancient artifact weapons don't grow on trees. You go out and up Mount Olympus anyway and punch Zeus in the face. He doesn't look amused, but he drops his bag of thunderbolts.
Excellent. Now just a hair follicle, and we can mass produce these feathers...
Create a non-embryonic stem cell from the creature's hair follicle, culture it until we have a lot of stem cells, then try to make one express itself as a hair follicle. Put the hair follicle in a Petri dish with nutrients and see if it develops a feather.
[14]Woo, science. The hormones you injected earlier seem to still be doing their magic, and the stem cells grow but age rapidly. Via some serious labwork, you manage to grow a Phoenix Down.
cry for help and try to cut myself a path out with my cold iron sword.
[14]Your dagger ought to do the trick. You cut through the crawlie mass like a jungle and manage to escape from the circle. Nobody seems to have come to help you.
I know how to deal with this. Do so.
[13]You tear some of your shirt for a makeshift bandage and stop the bleeding. You sit down and press your head down until the shaking, nausea and hallucinations stop. You're going to need a doctor later on, but you'll live.
Wait for the doctor to do something.
[12]The doctor applies a stimpak to your eye and brain, fixing them both in seconds. How nice.