Mpph. Stop being unconscious.
[9]You wake up and rise to your knees. Your head is bleeding and you think you have a concussion. Everyone you can see is lying on the ground, motionless.
"Moje oko mocno krwawi. Morzesz mi naprawic?"
Ask the doctor this.
((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))
[8]The doctor seems to understand the word for "eye" and looks at it. He looks quite thoughtful.
Allow Cerberus to bark for a while until it's saliva covers the leaf, and masks my scent. then leave and come back once it thinks that I gave up.
[10]You do so, and when your return, you rustle a few leaves, causing Cerberus to notice you and bark some more.
Eat dinner.
[12]You really were lucky to win that "a master chef will cook for you for a week" prize in that competition. The food is most excellent.
Enlist it to help me in building.
[12] (Oh dear Politically-correct-culturally-neutral-deity-figure...)
The rest of the monster rises up from the waters. It agrees to help you with building if you bring it something to eat. Conveniently, there is a pile of pig carcasses right next to you, and you throw them in its mouth. It grabs a few trees whole with its tentacles, shapes them and constructs a treehouse for you.
Kill a god and then become a god.
You'll need to be more specific than that. Which god do you intend to kill and how?
Kill myself.
Then be a early 16th century woodcutter that has just finished cutting a large oak tree with his son on Clanbrownyn island.
[4]You are the son of an early 16th century woodcutter who has just finished in felling a large oak tree...right on top of you. Ow.
leave and let the military deal with it when they choose. Get a LONG way away from the city.
[3]You took so long with your phone that you're surrounded. Now would be a good time to scream for help.
Just for the initial run, might as well increase the speed at which the embryo develops with hormones. Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, though.
Inject hormones directly into the mass of cells in an attempt to increase the speed at which the creature develops.
[13]The hormones speed up the cloning to a few minutes. The new Phoenix hatchling keeps aging extremely fast, soon to be adolescent.