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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Shadestyle

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #585 on: June 25, 2014, 02:26:51 pm »

Allow Cerberus to bark for a while until it's saliva covers the leaf, and masks my scent. then leave and come back once it thinks that I gave up.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #586 on: June 25, 2014, 03:59:54 pm »

Eat dinner.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #587 on: June 25, 2014, 04:02:52 pm »

Enlist it to help me in building.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #588 on: June 25, 2014, 05:23:37 pm »

Kill a god and then become a god.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #589 on: June 25, 2014, 05:50:03 pm »

Kill myself.
Then be a early 16th century woodcutter that has just finished cutting a large oak tree with his son on Clanbrownyn island.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #590 on: June 25, 2014, 05:54:38 pm »

leave and let the military deal with it when they choose. Get a LONG way away from the city.

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #591 on: June 25, 2014, 08:08:42 pm »

Just for the initial run, might as well increase the speed at which the embryo develops with hormones.  Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, though.

Inject hormones directly into the mass of cells in an attempt to increase the speed at which the creature develops.
« Last Edit: June 25, 2014, 08:10:20 pm by Nunzillor »
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #592 on: June 26, 2014, 01:54:04 am »

Mpph. Stop being unconscious.
[9]

You wake up and rise to your knees. Your head is bleeding and you think you have a concussion. Everyone you can see is lying on the ground, motionless.

"Moje oko mocno krwawi. Morzesz mi naprawic?"
Ask the doctor this.
((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))
[8]

The doctor seems to understand the word for "eye" and looks at it. He looks quite thoughtful.

Allow Cerberus to bark for a while until it's saliva covers the leaf, and masks my scent. then leave and come back once it thinks that I gave up.
[10]

You do so, and when your return, you rustle a few leaves, causing Cerberus to notice you and bark some more.

Eat dinner.
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You really were lucky to win that "a master chef will cook for you for a week" prize in that competition. The food is most excellent.

Enlist it to help me in building.
[12] (Oh dear Politically-correct-culturally-neutral-deity-figure...)

The rest of the monster rises up from the waters. It agrees to help you with building if you bring it something to eat. Conveniently, there is a pile of pig carcasses right next to you, and you throw them in its mouth. It grabs a few trees whole with its tentacles, shapes them and constructs a treehouse for you.

Kill a god and then become a god.
You'll need to be more specific than that. Which god do you intend to kill and how?

Kill myself.
Then be a early 16th century woodcutter that has just finished cutting a large oak tree with his son on Clanbrownyn island.

[4]

You are the son of an early 16th century woodcutter who has just finished in felling a large oak tree...right on top of you. Ow.

leave and let the military deal with it when they choose. Get a LONG way away from the city.
[3]

You took so long with your phone that you're surrounded. Now would be a good time to scream for help.

Just for the initial run, might as well increase the speed at which the embryo develops with hormones.  Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, though.

Inject hormones directly into the mass of cells in an attempt to increase the speed at which the creature develops.
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The hormones speed up the cloning to a few minutes. The new Phoenix hatchling keeps aging extremely fast, soon to be adolescent.
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Varee

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #593 on: June 26, 2014, 01:57:49 am »

Keep heading home
« Last Edit: June 26, 2014, 02:00:26 am by Varee »
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #594 on: June 26, 2014, 02:11:14 am »

Thank the master chef for the food and start playing final fantasy one on the NES.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #595 on: June 26, 2014, 02:15:36 am »

Attempt to communicate with Cerberus in animaleese, in the hopes of brokering a deal, just be straight with him/her/them. at a safe distance.
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Sarrak

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #596 on: June 26, 2014, 02:20:03 am »

It went reasonably well.

Now to manually construct some furniture... Chest, table, chair and bed would suffice. I think.
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Science is always important. But it needs more flaming cats. Can't we build bridge-based catapults and fling flaming cats at the dust and goo?

It's time for the ATHATH Death Counter to increase once more in celebration for the end of the world.

blazing glory

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #597 on: June 26, 2014, 04:26:56 am »

I will use Svalinn and Lúin of Celtchar and I will use these to kill the god Zeus! Now stop trying to delay me and let me do it!
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #598 on: June 26, 2014, 10:03:53 am »

Excellent.  Now just a hair follicle, and we can mass produce these feathers...

Create a non-embryonic stem cell from the creature's hair follicle, culture it until we have a lot of stem cells, then try to make one express itself as a hair follicle.  Put the hair follicle in a Petri dish with nutrients and see if it develops a feather.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #599 on: June 26, 2014, 10:13:03 am »

cry for help and try to cut myself a path out with my cold iron sword.
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