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Magic has shown its face around these parts. How do you feel about it?

It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!
- 7 (25.9%)
Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.
- 11 (40.7%)
Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.
- 7 (25.9%)
Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.
- 2 (7.4%)
Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)
- 0 (0%)

Total Members Voted: 23


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Author Topic: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability  (Read 91499 times)

Lyeos

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #570 on: June 25, 2014, 12:02:39 am »

This is obviously the way to gain ice magic by talking to an Extraplanar being that actually got stuck in my body. Do so.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #571 on: June 25, 2014, 12:31:10 am »

Become a god.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #572 on: June 25, 2014, 01:18:53 am »

Start building a treehouse close to lagoon.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #573 on: June 25, 2014, 01:21:20 am »

Wait for my appointment.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #574 on: June 25, 2014, 02:01:52 am »

Sit in my house.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #575 on: June 25, 2014, 02:20:35 am »

Apologize to all powerful GM, use leaf as disguise, Sneak into Cerberus territory.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #576 on: June 25, 2014, 05:49:53 am »

Arrest Varee.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #577 on: June 25, 2014, 06:38:23 am »

Head home
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #578 on: June 25, 2014, 08:51:09 am »

keep backing away, take a picture and post it to Facebook using an alternate account

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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #579 on: June 25, 2014, 11:27:18 am »

Well, that's just too long.  Hmm...

Verify that the speed dial on the machine is cranked all the way up.  If it isn't, turn it up all the way.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #580 on: June 25, 2014, 02:02:07 pm »

This is obviously the way to gain ice magic by talking to an Extraplanar being that actually got stuck in my body. Do so.
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You have no extraplanar beings stuck in your body. You're bleeding heavily.

Become a god.
Becoming a god is a long and convoluted process. Let's start with, say, killing a god so a spot opens up for a new one.

Start building a treehouse close to lagoon.
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Lumber is plentiful, so you knap a small axehead and chop a tree. As the tree falls down, a tentacle rises rom the lagoon. It seems to be looking for something.

Wait for my appointment.
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The doctor comes and calls you in. It turns out he only knows Polish, and doesn't understand what is wrong with you, despite the fact that the eye is heavily bleeding and extremely obviously so.

Sit in my house.
You return home and do nothing, really.

Apologize to all powerful GM, use leaf as disguise, Sneak into Cerberus territory.
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Fun Fact: Cerberus primarily tracks its opponents by scent. It barks at you with all three heads.

Arrest Varee.
Head home
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Darkpaladin calls the cops on Varee, but fails to remember that he, himself, is a wanted criminal. The police track his call and send out a patrol.

keep backing away, take a picture and post it to Facebook using an alternate account
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Viral success quaranteed. Crackpots everywhere take this as evidence of extraterrestial life (which it, honestly, is) and spread it across the Internet. Now everyone knows of them, but very few actually believe in them.

Well, that's just too long.  Hmm...

Verify that the speed dial on the machine is cranked all the way up.  If it isn't, turn it up all the way.
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Cloning is, in practice, rebirthing the cloned creature. The process could be sped up with a massive amount of hormones, but actually doing it would have way too heavy side effects on the creature's health for it to be standardized on the cloning pod.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #581 on: June 25, 2014, 02:02:59 pm »

Mpph. Stop being unconscious.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #582 on: June 25, 2014, 02:03:54 pm »

"Moje oko mocno krwawi. Morzesz mi naprawic?"
Ask the doctor this.
((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #583 on: June 25, 2014, 02:18:05 pm »

((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))
That changes nothing, the game is in English. Thus, it's assumed that no character knows any language besides English, unless otherwise noted. Of course, I'm going to roll to see if your character happened to learn Polish in his vigilantism.
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Re: (Min. RtD) The Return of Reasonability
« Reply #584 on: June 25, 2014, 02:23:35 pm »

((...dammit, I was really banking on that.))
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