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It's not reasonable! Quit messing around with the laws of reality!

7 (25.9%)

Meh, who cares? Reasonable people work with what they're given.

11 (40.7%)

Most excellent. It would be reasonable for everyone to have some abilities.

7 (25.9%)

Magic? Huh? You're not reasonable enough in explaining this stuff.

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Other (Be reasonable and post about it.)

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Total Members Voted: 23

[Shadestyle]

Allow Cerberus to bark for a while until it's saliva covers the leaf, and masks my scent. then leave and come back once it thinks that I gave up.

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Eat dinner.

[Sarrak]

Enlist it to help me in building.

[blazing glory]

Kill a god and then become a god.

[darkpaladin109]

Kill myself.
Then be a early 16th century woodcutter that has just finished cutting a large oak tree with his son on Clanbrownyn island.

[4maskwolf]

leave and let the military deal with it when they choose. Get a LONG way away from the city.

[Nunzillor]

Just for the initial run, might as well increase the speed at which the embryo develops with hormones.  Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, though.

Inject hormones directly into the mass of cells in an attempt to increase the speed at which the creature develops.

[IcyTea31]

Mpph. Stop being unconscious.

[9]

You wake up and rise to your knees. Your head is bleeding and you think you have a concussion. Everyone you can see is lying on the ground, motionless.

"Moje oko mocno krwawi. Morzesz mi naprawic?"
Ask the doctor this.
((Hah! I'm Polish, GM!))

[8]

The doctor seems to understand the word for "eye" and looks at it. He looks quite thoughtful.

Allow Cerberus to bark for a while until it's saliva covers the leaf, and masks my scent. then leave and come back once it thinks that I gave up.

[10]

You do so, and when your return, you rustle a few leaves, causing Cerberus to notice you and bark some more.

Eat dinner.

[12]

You really were lucky to win that "a master chef will cook for you for a week" prize in that competition. The food is most excellent.

Enlist it to help me in building.

[12] (Oh dear Politically-correct-culturally-neutral-deity-figure...)

The rest of the monster rises up from the waters. It agrees to help you with building if you bring it something to eat. Conveniently, there is a pile of pig carcasses right next to you, and you throw them in its mouth. It grabs a few trees whole with its tentacles, shapes them and constructs a treehouse for you.

Kill a god and then become a god.

You'll need to be more specific than that. Which god do you intend to kill and how?

Kill myself.
Then be a early 16th century woodcutter that has just finished cutting a large oak tree with his son on Clanbrownyn island.

[4]

You are the son of an early 16th century woodcutter who has just finished in felling a large oak tree...right on top of you. Ow.

leave and let the military deal with it when they choose. Get a LONG way away from the city.

[3]

You took so long with your phone that you're surrounded. Now would be a good time to scream for help.

Just for the initial run, might as well increase the speed at which the embryo develops with hormones.  Looks like I'll have to do it the old-fashioned way, though.

Inject hormones directly into the mass of cells in an attempt to increase the speed at which the creature develops.

[13]

The hormones speed up the cloning to a few minutes. The new Phoenix hatchling keeps aging extremely fast, soon to be adolescent.

[Varee]

Keep heading home

[Roc CURIOUSBEAST_EATER]

Thank the master chef for the food and start playing final fantasy one on the NES.

[Shadestyle]

Attempt to communicate with Cerberus in animaleese, in the hopes of brokering a deal, just be straight with him/her/them. at a safe distance.

[Sarrak]

It went reasonably well.

Now to manually construct some furniture... Chest, table, chair and bed would suffice. I think.

[blazing glory]

I will use Svalinn and Lúin of Celtchar and I will use these to kill the god Zeus! Now stop trying to delay me and let me do it!

[Nunzillor]

Excellent.  Now just a hair follicle, and we can mass produce these feathers...

Create a non-embryonic stem cell from the creature's hair follicle, culture it until we have a lot of stem cells, then try to make one express itself as a hair follicle.  Put the hair follicle in a Petri dish with nutrients and see if it develops a feather.

[4maskwolf]

cry for help and try to cut myself a path out with my cold iron sword.