Disguise the Phoenix as a large parrot for perfectly legitimate reasons.
[12]You
knew lugging that massive parrot suit around was worth it. You dress up the Phoenix, who is starting to stir a bit.
Bring down a satellite onto ghost buster HQ.
[6]You drop a satellite on the Ghostbuster HQ...in Cairo. Sucks to be them, but this doesn't help your case against the particular Ghostbusters chasing you at the moment.
Go through the safety check list to make sure that I have everything I need.
[12]Construction helmet? Check. Steel-toed boots? Check. Safety goggles? Check. Thick gloves? Check. Tool belt with every common tool? Check. Sonic screwdriver? Check. You're set and ready to build an apartment building.
I yell for my butler
(I hope the driver wake me up, does the car still mve while i dream?)
[2]You scream for help, but to no avail. You feel whatever is in the vents has noticed you now, as the clanking gets closer... Suddenly, a claw bursts from a vent and grabs your shoulder tight.
Oh no. Oh no! Have a downbreak and dive for the controller.
[17]You dive into the pipe and start sliding to chase it, but make little progress as you move about the same speed as the device. Strangely, you're starting to feel much hotter than you should, it is quite uncomfortable.
ROADTRIP!! Transport the two men and myself to Phoenix, Arizona.
[11]ROCKET BOOTS GO! Some time later, you see the city of Phoenix, about 5 kilometers away from you.
lightly nibble on his soul impatiently
[13]The taste is quite disturbing. This guy isn't a nice one.
Become the hero that Warsaw desrves.
[9]It doesn't want you. You deliver vigilante justice to the criminals of the city, but the collateral damage you cause is unacceptable.
Go get Lord Poke All of You back onto a leash, then go to the hospital.
[2]"The porcupine that just passed by is yours? Well, you'd better get your wallet out, because it ruined way too much clothing to be forgiven lightly!", the clerk of the store says.