Wait for my Phoenix to be not-dead.
[15]After a very awkward silence, the Phoenix starts breathing again. He's not quite conscious yet, though. Probably for the best, as it probably doesn't like the fact that you plucked its feathers.
Teleport away into another world.
[1]You fumble with the device, tossing it straight down the output pipe. The water level is rising, and who knows where the device is now?
run off and find some real mythical creatures to kill
[2]You drop your guard and turn around to search for something else, but the vampire grabs your arms from behind, forcing you to drop your weapons, and pulls you close. "
A hunter, eh? The world could use one less of those." He extends his fangs.
teleport back to passerby, explain that I want to be UN-STUNNED, NOT WARPED BACK TO MY HOME UNIVERSE
[12]You teleport straight into the GM's bedroom to yell at him. He uses plot magic to cure your paralysis and sends you back to the
gold 'n' diamonds -verse.
There are many kinds of stuck, be unambiguous.Get back up and find Lord Poke All of You or a similarly named obedient porcupine.
[17]You feel terrible, maybe because you were just
hit by a car, but you run off anyway in search of your pet. You see him walking into a clothing store across the street.
"OK, I got hit in the face, you got hit in the face, now how about we cut a deal, I eat your soul, and then i help you to do whatever, sound good?"
If he refuses, begin eating his soul regardless.
[Action delayed, waiting for squidgen.]
Eat breakfast and head off too work.
[15]One quick breakfast later, you're in your car, heading for work. A while later, you're at the parking lot of your workplace.
No matter, this Gundam is an army in itself. He'll see, once I have the pyrokinesis formula ready. They'll all see!! Hahahaha!!!!!
"Muahahahahaha!!! Oh... uh, excuse me."
Take the men to the ancient phoenix hunting grounds of legend, just a few minutes away by car/Gundam here in sunny Phoenix, Arizona.
[6]You're not in Phoenix, Arizona, actually, but in the wilderness near an unnamed city in Kansas.
Flee and look around for fellow ghosts.
[7]The only other ghost you could see just got trapped by the Ghostbusters. You flee, with the Ghostbusters right behind you.
I have a lucid dream while having a nap
[3]Darkness. Screams in the distance. You feel something is wrong, but can't quite put your finger on it. By the echo, you're in a pretty small room with metallic walls. You hear something clanking in a vent.
Another protip: Never try to dream while you're sleeping. You might get stuck forever.