Fairly certain I can take over that town now with little problem... EH what the hell! I'll take over those assholes in the next town.
((If I keep making shitty evil rolls am I going to become the big good with a stockpile of near infinite energy because I fail at evil forever?))
[6]
You pass your money on to some poor people, stop a feud between two noble houses, murder a cult of cannibals, destroy a giant spider nest, and drop kick a bunch of kidnappers. The weirdo's numbers keep growing.
Once again, you're halfway to the next town before you realise you dun stuffed up.
Remove 0s from the dice
[5]
Done.
Punch Venus until it breaks apart. I don't need equipment when I have time.
[2]
You don't have arms. NO ARMS ARGH
Find out who I'm at war with, increase military production and organize defenses.
"WE WILL HOLD THE LINE"
[4]
Bug War. You're holding the line.
STAB STUFF THAT IS PUTTING ME IN SEXUAL POSITIONS
[3]
It dodges the stabbings and continues to fondle.
Fonduism? Interesting...
Exploiting their altruism, lead the cat people into a pacification war on cheeseists and potatoists.
Unification always works best with blood and iron. Not the iron in the blood, though. More deadly, elemental iron. Preferrably alloyed with some other metals.
[6]
The majority of the cheesists and potatoists now follow in the ways of the potato fondue. The cats fight only remnants.
Karametra heals the two idiot God brothers.
[5]
Fully healed. They've seen some shit.
Look around.
[6]
You're in the back of some sort of truck. Wherever it is, it's fairly cold.
>Ask fairies politely if they want to form a civilization, because that's what all the cool kids are doing. Bribe them with candy and drugs, or rather drugged candy.
[4]
While drugged on candy, they agree.
((if too many civs grow up I'll unleash some weird crap on them all for the lelz))
"Uh...hi?"
Look at new person. Keep gun angled in their general direction.
[6]
It's a girl! She looks a little confused.
"W-what? How'd you get in here? There's a blizzard outside! And WHY are you wearing my parka?"She then sees you have her machine gun. She replies by sweeping left and kicking it out of your hands.
"Three seconds to explain."Remove 0s from the dice
Assist action.
[5]
Now 0 is doubly gone.
(( Sorry folks. I've been tired, ill, and preoccupied. I'm better now and have a little more time. Also, we got our internet back on after it was mysteriously suspended, so that always helps. Anyone want to volunteer to give me a quick update? ))
Remove 0s from the dice
Assist action.
Convert this Roll to Dodge to d8 sans 0s
((don't worry, nothing makes sense like normal))
[2]
NEVER, HERETIC
Make Antarctimecha run of off my rage.
[2]
Not nuff rage.
Use my mini FIST OF JUSTICE! To destroy the evil fonduism.
[6]
The GM takes it off you.
Fonduism is the true way. Seeking to recreate my potato and cheese based dishes... there is no nobler cause.
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