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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[blazing glory]

Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!

Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!

This is a horrible subplot!

[IcyTea31]

((Beirus, you touched Sasha. You're in big trouble, and should run.))

Blow up Venus. Surely the Nanoforge is indestructible?

[Beirus]

((I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Is Sasha the machine gun or the parka or something?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!

Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!

This is a horrible subplot!

((that is the point of a punishment subplot

also, that's a student talking to you, not a teacher lel))

((I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. Is Sasha the machine gun or the parka or something?))

Sasha.

[IcyTea31]

((Sasha is the machine gun. Watch this and you'll understand how much trouble you're in.))

EDIT: Aw, ninja'd.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Time travel to the start of the game.

[6]

You wake up and run into a wall. You knock yourself unconcious.

DANCE BATTTTLLLLLEEEEEE!!!

[1]

You get royally served.

Go take over a town!

[3]

You try to take over the town, but while trying to do so you discover a thief, save several people's lives, bring shame to a bully, help build a tavern, bash the cunt out of a rapist, and destroy the bandit camp near the town.

They love you, and reward you with some money before you walk halfway to the next town. Then you realise the crowd of weirdos grows ever larger and that you didn't take over the town.

I HEARD THE WORD HERESY.

BEGIN HUNTING THE HERETICS. MAGIC IS A SIN. HERETICS SHALL BE CRUCIFIED IN SEXUALLY COMPROMISING POSITIONS.

[4]

You start fondling a Scyther. It is disturbed.

Never! Settle the holy war and say that the religion of potato fondue is heresy!

[2]

Fonduism grows more popular while the war goes on.

Leave my booze-children to their own devices for decades, then, occasionally sending out genetic abberations to keep them on their toes.

[6]

This goes about as well as you expect, ie magma and vomit everywhere.

Check out the maps

[3]

There's two that make any sense, one is of something that looks like a tundra, and the other is of a city coastline. Some of the annotations read about goods located at several points on both maps.

Then you realise that someone has come through another door inside the bunker, and they're looking at you, wide-eyed.

...

Pilot Antarctimecha to CaptainMcClellan.

[1]

No fuel. Rats.

Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!

Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!

This is a horrible subplot!

[5]

You fly out a window.

BAHAHAHA, that was great.

Alright, I'll slot you in the other one, just a good distance from Berius.

((Beirus, you touched Sasha. You're in big trouble, and should run.))

Blow up Venus. Surely the Nanoforge is indestructible?

[1]

You lack the tools and power.

[kj1225]

Fairly certain I can take over that town now with little problem... EH what the hell! I'll take over those assholes in the next town.

((If I keep making shitty evil rolls am I going to become the big good with a stockpile of near infinite energy because I fail at evil forever?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

((DING

You did duplicate the essence of the Tenchi Muyo! main protagonists, and then stuffed it inside yourself. That was pretty dumb.))

[TamerVirus]

Remove 0s from the dice

[IcyTea31]

Punch Venus until it breaks apart. I don't need equipment when I have time.

[da_nang]

Find out who I'm at war with, increase military production and organize defenses.

"WE WILL HOLD THE LINE"

[poketwo]

STAB STUFF THAT IS PUTTING ME IN SEXUAL POSITIONS

[Helgoland]

Fonduism? Interesting...
Exploiting their altruism, lead the cat people into a pacification war on cheeseists and potatoists.
Unification always works best with blood and iron. Not the iron in the blood, though. More deadly, elemental iron. Preferrably alloyed with some other metals.

[Lolfail0009]

Karametra heals the two idiot God brothers.

[blazing glory]

Look around.