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YUS DO IT PLS GOOBY-SENPAI

11 (40.7%)

Eh, don't care either way.

12 (44.4%)

NO, THAT'S CHILDISH AND STUPID!

4 (14.8%)

Total Members Voted: 25

[smurfingtonthethird]

Find a new Intergalactic Rival while spreading the secondary religion, cheesism.

[2]

You can't find one. Cheesism conflicts with potatoism.

Fulfil the prophesy.

[2]

You roll around on your butt for awhile.

They're dwarves (at heart), mine out that much gold!

[6]

They mine out all the gold and turn it into doors. Dammit, dwarves.

Nod,then try to see who's talking to me.

[1]

“Wait a second! What’s with that response? Just having me talk to you should be enough to make you feel honored. Shouldn't you have a better attitude?”

"I don't know who you are."

“You don’t know me? You've never heard of me? The representative contender student for England and the valedictorian of the entrance exam?”

“What’s a representative candidate student?”

Room-wide facepalm. She looks pretty angry.

Put the parka on. Look for anything else interesting in the room.

[6]

There's snowshoes, ice picks, some rations, and a big ass machine gun. Wait, what?

GET IT SANCTIONED FROM THE ECCLESIARCHY ITSELF

[2]

THEY JUST USE THE DOCUMENT AS POOP-WIPING PAPER

Learn the secrets of breakdancing

[6]

This is a dark path you're going down.

[TamerVirus]

Use my breakdancing to conquer the corporate world!

[Beirus]

Grab it all. Go see what's outside.

[WillowLuman]

Damnit. Synthesize my own FEV.

[blazing glory]

Whatever I don't care!

Dive through window and run away because this is the worst school ever.

[poketwo]

THEN CLONE THE SCYTHERS

[kj1225]

Use my power from my misfortune to run amok! Become quirky miniboss!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Use my breakdancing to conquer the corporate world!

[2]

They counter with their own sick moves.

Grab it all. Go see what's outside.

[1]

There's a blizzard. It's also really, really fucking cold. You quickly head back inside. You also notice there are maps on the table.

Damnit. Synthesize my own FEV.

[1]

You can only make monsterous abominations. Nuts.

Rewrite potatoism so that all that join have to embrace cheesism.

[3]

A holy war starts. But someone out there is preaching a new kind of religion, the way of the potato fondue, and he's rapidly gaining followers.

Whatever I don't care!

Dive through window and run away because this is the worst school ever.

Oh no you don't. Rolled a 0 on a plot roll, you're living through ALL of this.

[1]

You decide that jumping out of a 5 story building is dumb.

"Ignoring me, huh? I challenge you to a duel!"

THEN CLONE THE SCYTHERS

(0)

NO

Use my power from my misfortune to run amok! Become quirky miniboss!

[3]

You also get a string of weirdos following you.

[NAV]

Time travel to the start of the game.

[TamerVirus]

DANCE BATTTTLLLLLEEEEEE!!!

[kj1225]

Go take over a town!

[KingofstarrySkies]

I HEARD THE WORD HERESY.

BEGIN HUNTING THE HERETICS. MAGIC IS A SIN. HERETICS SHALL BE CRUCIFIED IN SEXUALLY COMPROMISING POSITIONS.

[WillowLuman]

Leave my booze-children to their own devices for decades, then, occasionally sending out genetic abberations to keep them on their toes.

[Beirus]

Check out the maps

[Lyeos]

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Pilot Antarctimecha to CaptainMcClellan.