Time travel to the start of the game.
[6]
You wake up and run into a wall. You knock yourself unconcious.
DANCE BATTTTLLLLLEEEEEE!!!
[1]
You get royally served.
Go take over a town!
[3]
You try to take over the town, but while trying to do so you discover a thief, save several people's lives, bring shame to a bully, help build a tavern, bash the cunt out of a rapist, and destroy the bandit camp near the town.
They love you, and reward you with some money before you walk halfway to the next town. Then you realise the crowd of weirdos grows ever larger and that you didn't take over the town.
I HEARD THE WORD HERESY.
BEGIN HUNTING THE HERETICS. MAGIC IS A SIN. HERETICS SHALL BE CRUCIFIED IN SEXUALLY COMPROMISING POSITIONS.
[4]
You start fondling a Scyther. It is disturbed.
Never! Settle the holy war and say that the religion of potato fondue is heresy!
[2]
Fonduism grows more popular while the war goes on.
Leave my booze-children to their own devices for decades, then, occasionally sending out genetic abberations to keep them on their toes.
[6]
This goes about as well as you expect, ie magma and vomit everywhere.
Check out the maps
[3]
There's two that make any sense, one is of something that looks like a tundra, and the other is of a city coastline. Some of the annotations read about goods located at several points on both maps.
Then you realise that someone has come through another door inside the bunker, and they're looking at you, wide-eyed.
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Pilot Antarctimecha to CaptainMcClellan.
[1]
No fuel. Rats.
Nope! Not gonna duel with the worst manager of the worst school ever!
Grab a sword and jump outside! Start navigating by holding onto window sills,convienent ropes,and numerous other things!
This is a horrible subplot!
[5]
You fly out a window.
BAHAHAHA, that was great.
Alright, I'll slot you in the other one, just a good distance from Berius. ((Beirus, you touched Sasha. You're in big trouble, and should run.))
Blow up Venus. Surely the Nanoforge is indestructible?
[1]
You lack the tools and power.