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Author Topic: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!  (Read 27394 times)

blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #75 on: May 09, 2014, 11:13:07 am »

Get black sail's and skulls mounted on the hull and stuff like that.
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poketwo

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #76 on: May 09, 2014, 01:59:23 pm »

RECRUIT A VIKING PIRATE CREW
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CaptainMcClellan

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #77 on: May 09, 2014, 08:42:37 pm »

Ask the guy to join my crew.
[6]The guy agrees, if by that you mean you joined his crew.
Interrupt wife with a kiss.

Take my gun and flee!
[5]She shuts up and starts kissing you.
[4]You break away and flee, with a disgruntled "mmf" from your wife.
Get off the ship! Go back to my hideout!
[6] You make it back to your hideout, the authorities follow.
Take the guns anyway then leave

raid a different merchant ship
[2]No. He sticks a flint-lock to your head and forces you to go on a shotgun date.
[5]After three dates with the gunsmith's sister ( which weren't too bad ) you sail off and with your new cannons are able to overtake and raid a merchant ship, absconding with its cargo.
Break out of the wine cellar and force the tavern owners to WALK THE PLANK!
[4]You make it out of the wine cellar without injury and drunkenly tell the tavern owners to "Walk the plank", they are too busy laughing to kill you.
Go raid merchant ships. Destroy them if they don't cooperate.
[2]They don't cooperate and outsail you.
order mussel loading pistols and rifles for my crew and i
((We should work together Tune to become more powerful together))
[6] You get the guns real cheap from a shady fellow. The Port Authority takes a gander at your cargo and confiscates the black market guns, fining you for having them.
Get black sail's and skulls mounted on the hull and stuff like that.
[4] The skulls are rat skulls, but besides that you have a perfect death ship of doom.
RECRUIT A VIKING PIRATE CREW
[5] VIKING HELMETS AND PAINTED SHIELDS FOR EVERYONE!

Lyeos

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #78 on: May 09, 2014, 08:45:07 pm »

Shoot those weird tavern owners that keep laughing. They never stay quiet!.

Grab the guy they're laughing at and flee!
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blazing glory

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #79 on: May 09, 2014, 08:49:07 pm »

YAARGH! Raid me some merchant vessels!
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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2014, 08:50:32 pm »

Count out the loot from the schooner
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2014, 08:52:52 pm »

RAID SOME TOWNS
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #82 on: May 09, 2014, 08:59:29 pm »

RAID A RAIDER WHILE THEY'RE RAIDING
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Worldmaster27

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #83 on: May 09, 2014, 09:08:10 pm »

Have my men shoot up the authorities that followed me! Take their loot!
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Beirus

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2014, 10:22:54 pm »

Raid some slower merchant ships. Destroy them if they don't cooperate.
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #85 on: May 09, 2014, 11:24:54 pm »

Go back to sedan-tavern. Plot REVENGE!
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #86 on: May 10, 2014, 10:32:34 am »

Shoot those weird tavern owners that keep laughing. They never stay quiet!.

Grab the guy they're laughing at and flee!
[2]Yer gun's flint slips, and yer too busy realigning it to fire.
[3]Arrgh. He be busy being a drunken clown right now.
YAARGH! Raid me some merchant vessels!
[6]Yaargh! Ye raid two merchant vessels, but them scurvy dogs laid a trap on tha third one! It be a Navy ship incognito! They begin ta attack.
Count out the loot from the schooner
[4]"One gold dubloon... two gold dubloons... three gold dubloons..." Yargh, this could take a while, matey.
RAID SOME TOWNS
[1]Blown off course by an errant wind matey. Careful or ye'll be lost at sea.
RAID A RAIDER WHILE THEY'RE RAIDING
[1]Yarr, ye get caught in a tempest an' get blown away from yer target. Tha sea be a cruel mistress.
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Have my men shoot up the authorities that followed me! Take their loot!
[5]Ye have tha authorities executed an' hide their bodies. Noone's any the wiser an' ye've already got their gold an' set out to sea before anyone e'en knows they're missin'.
Raid some slower merchant ships. Destroy them if they don't cooperate.
[5]They surrender their booty straight away ta yer rightful claim.
Go back to sedan-tavern. Plot REVENGE!
[6] Ye stagger drunkenly back home, assisted by Lyeos. Ye get in yer future-vessel an' start plottin' yer glorious revenge. It just makes ye wine headache that much worse boyo. ( But ye do have a brilliant idea about torchin' their establishment an' runnin' them outta town as witches. Ye just gotta make, er... "find" some evidence first. )

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #87 on: May 10, 2014, 10:36:32 am »

Take the loot back to me hideout.
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #88 on: May 10, 2014, 10:38:27 am »

Hijack the sedan!

Become a sexy shoeless god of war!
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #89 on: May 10, 2014, 10:41:29 am »

Raid another merchant vessel!
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