Ask the guy to join my crew.
[6]The guy agrees, if by that you mean you joined his crew.
Interrupt wife with a kiss.
Take my gun and flee!
[5]She shuts up and starts kissing you.
[4]You break away and flee, with a disgruntled "mmf" from your wife.
Get off the ship! Go back to my hideout!
[6] You make it back to your hideout, the authorities follow.
Take the guns anyway then leave
raid a different merchant ship
[2]No. He sticks a flint-lock to your head and forces you to go on a shotgun date.
[5]After three dates with the gunsmith's sister ( which weren't too bad ) you sail off and with your new cannons are able to overtake and raid a merchant ship, absconding with its cargo.
Break out of the wine cellar and force the tavern owners to WALK THE PLANK!
[4]You make it out of the wine cellar without injury and drunkenly tell the tavern owners to "Walk the plank", they are too busy laughing to kill you.
Go raid merchant ships. Destroy them if they don't cooperate.
[2]They don't cooperate and outsail you.
order mussel loading pistols and rifles for my crew and i
((We should work together Tune to become more powerful together))
[6] You get the guns real cheap from a shady fellow. The Port Authority takes a gander at your cargo and confiscates the black market guns, fining you for having them.
Get black sail's and skulls mounted on the hull and stuff like that.
[4] The skulls are rat skulls, but besides that you have a perfect death ship of doom.
RECRUIT A VIKING PIRATE CREW
[5] VIKING HELMETS AND PAINTED SHIELDS FOR EVERYONE!