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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #60 on: May 08, 2014, 07:15:11 pm »

get better cannons and such on the ship
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #61 on: May 08, 2014, 07:36:06 pm »

Find me a crew!
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #62 on: May 08, 2014, 09:40:49 pm »

add sails to the ship
kill worldmaster before he does any harm
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 09:54:25 pm by 2k14_cougar »
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #63 on: May 08, 2014, 10:39:22 pm »

PIRATES RAID STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RAIDS STUFF???? VIKINGS. BECOME VIKING PIRATES

Yarr! That be redundant! "Viking" be but North-speak fer pirate!

*The more you know*

(( To get even more technical, it was the term for any seafarer and actually referred to the act of going out on an expedition by boat. However the term grew limited over time to apply only to raids and was then borrowed into British (Anglo-Saxon) by the Saxons who fell plague to such raids. At some point it began to refer to the warriors themselves and when Catholics got involved, they villainized the pagan Norse warriors ( although possibly justified? ) and that's part of the reason the modern world depicts them with horns is due to said Catholic influence. ( It may be possible some Norse *deities* had horned helms, but it would've been just as probable that they just literally had horns.) This is terribly impractical to helmet design, and the Norse did not use it. This ranks the "Viking helmet" at the same place as the "chastity belt" in terms of historical authenticity. But they're much more fun and as recompense for forcing you to read a history lecture, I might give you one irregardless of your roll. ))
« Last Edit: May 08, 2014, 10:43:56 pm by CaptainMcClellan »
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #64 on: May 08, 2014, 10:49:18 pm »

Why did you make me learn something interesting today!?
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #65 on: May 08, 2014, 11:36:50 pm »

Why did you make me learn something interesting today!?

The same reason Weird Al's mother fed him sauerkraut for 26 and a half years.

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #66 on: May 09, 2014, 01:30:51 am »

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King if the a Pirates!"
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2014, 08:52:01 am »

Convince wife that I would make a better pirate.

Search for Grandpa Bond's Walther P38.
[1] Wife is unconvinced. Nagging intensifies. ( Coincidentally, you start to view Wife as a Descanite, which lasts for the rest of the turn. )
[5] You found it, right there on your mantle. Alright, now to do awesome pirate things!
Take some loot, and burn the ship!
[2]All of your fire-making implements are too wet to be effective and where will you carry the loot to?
Did the crew come with the ship, or did I steal it by me self? Acquire a crew if I don't have one.

Find a hideout to serve as dock for the destroyer and a base of operations.

[5]There were a few hired hands that were maintenancing the ship. They join you because piracy (usually) pays better. You also get a few more lovable rogues to join your crew.
PIRATES RAID STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RAIDS STUFF???? VIKINGS. BECOME VIKING PIRATES
[4]Viking helmet drops on your head. ( Landing perfectly on it without damaging you at all. ) Viking long-boat drops beside you. Yay for antique ships!
get better cannons and such on the ship
[6]You pull into an African port and find the local shipyard and he tells you where to find the arms dealer. You have to go on three dates with the gun-smith's ugly sister, but you get the cannons at discount price!
Find me a crew!
[5] Apparently, there's just a lot of people who love being pirates! You have several loyal members and a few drunks join you.
add sails to the ship
kill worldmaster before he does any harm
[5]The sails are added, your ship is complete! ( What are you going to name her? )
[2]You know someone's aboard, but you can't find them, they're just too quick.

"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King if the a Pirates!"
Not a command, but ok. You state your intention to be king of pirates. You are then informed of the long and drawn-out process of becoming the king of the pirates.
(( Sorry no pirate-speak this turn, but I'm dog tired and also kinda in a hurry. Also sorry if I missed somebody, I double checked, but still...))

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #68 on: May 09, 2014, 08:53:32 am »

Ask the guy to join my crew.
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #69 on: May 09, 2014, 08:55:38 am »

Interrupt wife with a kiss.

Take my gun and flee!
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #70 on: May 09, 2014, 08:55:48 am »

Get off the ship! Go back to my hideout!
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Tune of Dwarves

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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #71 on: May 09, 2014, 09:08:32 am »

Take the guns anyway then leave

raid a different merchant ship
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #72 on: May 09, 2014, 09:30:01 am »

Break out of the wine cellar and force the tavern owners to WALK THE PLANK!
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #73 on: May 09, 2014, 10:22:01 am »

Go raid merchant ships. Destroy them if they don't cooperate.
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Re: Roll to Prevent Scurvy!
« Reply #74 on: May 09, 2014, 11:01:10 am »

order mussel loading pistols and rifles for my crew and i
((We should work together Tune to become more powerful together))
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