Convince wife that I would make a better pirate.
Search for Grandpa Bond's Walther P38.
[1] Wife is unconvinced.
Nagging intensifies. ( Coincidentally, you start to view Wife as a Descanite, which lasts for the rest of the turn. )
[5] You found it, right there on your mantle. Alright, now to do awesome pirate things!
Take some loot, and burn the ship!
[2]All of your fire-making implements are too wet to be effective and where will you carry the loot to?
Did the crew come with the ship, or did I steal it by me self? Acquire a crew if I don't have one.
Find a hideout to serve as dock for the destroyer and a base of operations.
[5]There were a few hired hands that were maintenancing the ship. They join you because piracy (usually) pays better. You also get a few more lovable rogues to join your crew.
PIRATES RAID STUFF, YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE RAIDS STUFF?
VIKINGS. BECOME VIKING PIRATES
[4]Viking helmet drops on your head. ( Landing perfectly on it without damaging you at all. ) Viking long-boat drops beside you. Yay for antique ships!
get better cannons and such on the ship
[6]You pull into an African port and find the local shipyard and he tells you where to find the arms dealer. You have to go on three dates with the gun-smith's ugly sister, but you get the cannons at discount price!
Find me a crew!
[5] Apparently, there's just a lot of people who love being pirates! You have several loyal members and a few drunks join you.
add sails to the ship
kill worldmaster before he does any harm
[5]The sails are added, your ship is complete! ( What are you going to name her? )
[2]You know someone's aboard, but you can't find them, they're just too quick.
"I'm Monkey D. Luffy, and I'm gonna be King if the a Pirates!"
Not a command, but ok. You state your intention to be king of pirates. You are then informed of the long and drawn-out process of becoming the king of the pirates.
(( Sorry no pirate-speak this turn, but I'm dog tired and also kinda in a hurry. Also sorry if I missed somebody, I double checked, but still...))
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