I am a pirate yaaay.
make ship like this
[2]Yea, you are a pirate, but a pirate without a ship. In other words, a common thief.
[5]But by amazing power of piracy, you build the ship! WITH YOUR BARE HANDS!
[1]That image is copyright, your flag is confiscated.
Yay, pirate! Do Pirate things!
[1]Ye be too exciteable to be a pirate. Yarrrgh. Prove ye toughness and the dice may reconsider yer plight, landlubber.
i am a pirate
[2]Ye likewise have no ship an' no booty.
Plunder settlements, for I am a pirate!
[4]Ye plunder the Bay o' Kubrickhampshire.
I iz pirate. I can haz treasureburger?
[5] Ye can haz treasureburger. Ye want golden fries with that?
I be a pirate.
[3]Ye be needin' ta learn proper Piratespeak matey.
build pirate ship like the one below
invite anyone to join crew under my command
[3]Ye run out o' timber.
[4]Ye post a listin' fer brave scalywags and scoundrels in the local tavern.
Fire the starboard cannons!
[6]Ye fire the starboard cannons! Ye flip Her Majesty's royal scooner on its side and crash into the pier. Ye are kicked outta the Royal Navy.
build pirate ship like the one below
invite anyone to join crew under my command
Join his crew.
[2]Ye cannot find yer pegleg. He tells ye ta come back when ye do.
EAT ALL THE LEMONS
[1]Ye cannot afford lemons! Ye haven't the shillings! ( Ye have only two pence. )
Aw. This RtD in no way involves preventing scurvy, does it?
Sure it does! LordSlowpoke's eatin' the lemons and we're offering free scurvy education to all players.
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