Rehang the flag
Set sail to some place to look for treasures
[1]Arrrgh! Tha roguish wind blows yer flag unto another vessel!
[5]Ye shrug yer shoulders and set sail without it.
Plunder the rival tavern master!
[2]Arr! His guards were ready fer ya. Yer put in tha brig! An' by tha brig, I mean tha wine-cellar!
Drink ol' Jim under the table! Be sure t' have a slice o' lemon on the side o' me drink!
[4]Ye an' ol' Jim have a hell o' a time.
"Just like ol' times. Sing us a sea shanty ye scurvy sea-dog!" he declares a bit drowsy from the prodigious draught o' ale he just quaffed.
Ye make sure tha waiter brings yer next drink with a slice o' lemon on it.
Arr! Join TamerVirus's crew! And by crew, I mean staff!
[2]Arr... it be mighty difficult to hire while sittin' in tha competitor's
wine-cellar brig.
request for more pirates to serve on my ship
increase production of ship
[4] Ye hire a right nasty-lookin' bunch o' hands, all experienced sailin' men, all expectin' their fair share.
[4] "Yer ship's nearly done laddy. Just gotta put the sail's on 'er"
Be pirate, steal goods, make profit
[1] Arrgh! That be the name o' the game, but ye be naught but a lowly land merchant with narry a worthy sea-vessel.
((Did I set off a preference for piracy RtDs?))
Me name be Dread pirate Starn Gundar!
Get me a ship! I'll show them rich land lubbers a thing or two!
[3]Tha other Dread Pirate Starn Gundar, a rough lookin' fella from tha north, steps outta the tavern an' accuses ye o' impersonatin' him!
[5] Ye already got a fine smuggler boy-o, looky o'er at the docks eh? There she is... the
Black Mamba! Feared vessel o' the Dread Pirate Gundar!
(( Probably, but I've wanted to do this for about four or five days now. ))
Have my men leap onto the deck! Kill the guards!
[6] All yer men storm tha deck an' kill the guards! Unfortunately, fights break out o'er the loot an' one o' yer men kills the noble hostage "on accident", yer a wanted man! Better set sail straightaway! ( Or, I guess ye could always turn 'im in for tha bounty, but do tha Port Authorities care more about a pirate or a murderer? )
Arr! Be less excitable and become a better pirate than Blackbeard and Captain Kidd combined. Preferably by not getting caught or dying of disease.
[3] Ye calm down but yer no legendary pirate yet. Ye haven't even gone on yer first raid! As fer disease, better stock up plenty o' citrus an' ale an' buy yerself a mouse-trap or two. Dirty rats can take down even the best o' sailin' vessels.