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[Lyeos]

Arr! Join TamerVirus's crew! And by crew, I mean staff!

[2k14_cougar]

request for more pirates to serve on my ship
increase production of ship

[smurfingtonthethird]

Be pirate, steal goods, make profit

[blazing glory]

((Did I set off a preference for piracy RtDs?))

Me name be Dread pirate Starn Gundar!

Get me a ship! I'll show them rich land lubbers a thing or two!

[Worldmaster27]

Have my men leap onto the deck! Kill the guards!

[Beirus]

Arr! Be less excitable and become a better pirate than Blackbeard and Captain Kidd combined. Preferably by not getting caught or dying of disease.

[CaptainMcClellan]

Rehang the flag

Set sail to some place to look for treasures

[1]Arrrgh! Tha roguish wind blows yer flag unto another vessel!
[5]Ye shrug yer shoulders and set sail without it.

Plunder the rival tavern master!

[2]Arr! His guards were ready fer ya. Yer put in tha brig! An' by tha brig, I mean tha wine-cellar!

Drink ol' Jim under the table! Be sure t' have a slice o' lemon on the side o' me drink!

[4]Ye an' ol' Jim have a hell o' a time.

"Just like ol' times. Sing us a sea shanty ye scurvy sea-dog!" he declares a bit drowsy from the prodigious draught o' ale he just quaffed.

Ye make sure tha waiter brings yer next drink with a slice o' lemon on it.

Arr! Join TamerVirus's crew! And by crew, I mean staff!

[2]Arr... it be mighty difficult to hire while sittin' in tha competitor's wine-cellar brig.

request for more pirates to serve on my ship
increase production of ship

[4] Ye hire a right nasty-lookin' bunch o' hands, all experienced sailin' men, all expectin' their fair share.
[4] "Yer ship's nearly done laddy. Just gotta put the sail's on 'er"

Be pirate, steal goods, make profit

[1] Arrgh! That be the name o' the game, but ye be naught but a lowly land merchant with narry a worthy sea-vessel.

((Did I set off a preference for piracy RtDs?))

Me name be Dread pirate Starn Gundar!

Get me a ship! I'll show them rich land lubbers a thing or two!

[3]Tha other Dread Pirate Starn Gundar, a rough lookin' fella from tha north, steps outta the tavern an' accuses ye o' impersonatin' him!
[5] Ye already got a fine smuggler boy-o, looky o'er at the docks eh? There she is... the Black Mamba! Feared vessel o' the Dread Pirate Gundar!
(( Probably, but I've wanted to do this for about four or five days now. ))

Have my men leap onto the deck! Kill the guards!

[6] All yer men storm tha deck an' kill the guards! Unfortunately, fights break out o'er the loot an' one o' yer men kills the noble hostage "on accident", yer a wanted man! Better set sail straightaway! ( Or, I guess ye could always turn 'im in for tha bounty, but do tha Port Authorities care more about a pirate or a murderer? )

Arr! Be less excitable and become a better pirate than Blackbeard and Captain Kidd combined. Preferably by not getting caught or dying of disease.

[3] Ye calm down but yer no legendary pirate yet. Ye haven't even gone on yer first raid! As fer disease, better stock up plenty o' citrus an' ale an' buy yerself a mouse-trap or two. Dirty rats can take down even the best o' sailin' vessels.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

wash off the varnish

[Beirus]

"Acquire" a ship. And by that, I mean take a ship for me own, with plenty o' citrus 'n ale.

[LordSlowpoke]

PLACE CANNON IN BIGGER CANNON

LAUNCH SELF WITH CANNON WITH CANNON

[Tune of Dwarves]

make another flag just like the last one then hang it up

Raid a merchant schooner ship for supplies

[blazing glory]

Get two Dueling pistols and shoot the impostor with both! In proper pirate dueling manner.

[TamerVirus]

I be drinking all his fine wine! Yarrr....

[Worldmaster27]

It be no big deal! Take the loot back to our hideout! I will swim in my vast amounts of gold!

[CaptainMcClellan]

wash off the varnish

[2] Ye get varnish all o'er yer hands.

"Acquire" a ship. And by that, I mean take a ship for me own, with plenty o' citrus 'n ale.

[6]Ye manage ta steal a royal navy destroyer, freshly stocked fer an upcoming journey! Good luck making port again, though, sailor. The HMS Riptide, she's all yers ta dock in any port not allied with tha Empire.

PLACE CANNON IN BIGGER CANNON

LAUNCH SELF WITH CANNON WITH CANNON

[6]Ye place tha cannon inside a bigger cannon, it misfires before ye can get inside o' it. Tha cannon cannon launches through an' lands in the roof o' a silversmith's shop. Naturally, he's mighty tempestuous.
[1]Arrr... look ta tha stars, matey!

make another flag just like the last one then hang it up

Raid a merchant schooner ship for supplies

[6] Ye make another flag just like tha last one an' hang it up. ( Tbh, I'm not really sure how to make this overshoot. )
[1]Tha schooner is too fast fer yer ship ta come alongside!

I be drinking all his fine wine! Yarrr....

[3] Ye manage ta knock tha spigot off o' one o' them wine barrels. Ye hafta stick yer head under ta drink up tha wine since yer still bound by tha hands tharr.

It be no big deal! Take the loot back to our hideout! I will swim in my vast amounts of gold!

[6]Arrr! What a piratey thing ta be doin'! Ye dive inta tha gold like some sorta cartoon duck, but wait... gold hurts. Ye bruise yerself up pretty good.