Silver: Well, its about time we headed ou-
Kurt: Hey kid! Wanna help me beat up some team rocket members that are brutally taking slowpoke tails?
Silver: Uhh... Sure?
KURT USED DOUBLE EDGE ON THE ROCKET GRUNT! KURT IS HIT WITH RECOIL!
Silver: Well aren't YOU smart
Kurt: Hey! I got him out of the way
Rocket Grunt: Hey kid! Don't mess with us!
Silver: Sara! Deal with them!
Sara: Spear! (I got this!)
Rocket Grunt: Sir! He's taking us out! Help!
Rocket "Leader": Go Koffing! Take em out!
Koffing: Koffi! (Time to die birdy!)
Sara used leer! Koffing used tackle! Sara used leer! Koffing used smog!
Rocket "Leader": Hey! Whats that?
Silver: Huh? I don't see anythi-
Koffing used smog! CRITICAL HIT! Sara fainted!
Silver: SARA! Oh I am SO going to kill you! G(hast)! Go! Take him out!
G(hast) used lick! Critical hit! Koffing fainted!
Rocket "Leader": Bail! Bail!
Kurt: Thanks kid! My back feels better now! Here, take this ball! If you find anything I can use to make into a pokeball, let me know! I'll give you some!
Silver: Well... Patsy, you're u-
Slowpoke: Slow? (hey, whats that?)
Silver: Huh? A wild Slowpoke? Eh, why not?
Silver threw a great ball! Slowpoke was caught!
Silver: Alright Patsy, you're on! Lets go train at the gym while we wait for you to get stronger
SEVERAL POINTLESS BATTLES LATER...
Bugsy: Hey! How about a battle with the master of bug pokemon?
Patsy: Zubat! (I got this master!)
Patsy used leech life! Its not very effective! Metapod used harden!
Silver: Patsy, just let Ember deal with this...
Ember used ember! Metapod fainted!
Patsy: Zu! (I got the next one then!)
Bugsy: Go Kakuna!
Silver: No, you don't... Ember, again!
Ember used ember! Kakuna fainted!
Scyther: Scythe! (Puny bat! Try me now!)
Ember: Quil! (I got this, master! BURN!)
Ember used ember! Scyther used fury cutter! Ember used ember! Scyther fainted!
Silver: Hell yeah!
Bugsy: I guess I need more to research... *grumble* Here, take this TM and the badge
Silver: Come on guys, lets head to the next town!
Gold: You're not going ANYWHERE until I wipe your face through the dirt! Go Gastly!
Silver: Patsy! Use that new move you got! Bite!
Patsy used bite! Its super effective! Gastly flinched! Patsy used bite! Gastly fainted!
Gold: Zubat, go!
Silver: What did you do? Steal my team idea? Go Ember! Burn!
Ember used ember! Zubat used supersonic! Ember is confused! Ember used ember! Zubat fainted!
Gold: It seems your pathetic pokemon got stronger and evolved. Well, I hate to break it to you, but my pokemon got stronger too! Go Croconaw!
Croconaw: Croc! (ITS EATIN' TIME!)
G(hast): Gastly! (I got this one!)
G(hast) used hypnosis! Croconaw fell asleep! G(hast) used lick! x4 Croconaw woke up! Croconaw used water gun! Critical hit! G(hast) fainted!
G(hast): Gaaaasssstttt!! (Nooooooooo! I am undone!)
Gold: Hah! Your pokemon are pathetic and weak! Just like their trainer!
Silver: Patsy! Bite!
Patsy used bite! Croconaw fainted!
Gold: You happy you won?
Silver: No, you killed one of my teammates. What makes you think I'm happy about that?
Gold: Then maybe you should stop trying to get better and go home!
GOLD RUNS AWAY, PARTY SIZE INCREASED TO 4! NICE!
Silver: Well... At least we won't be seeing him for awhile... Well, Pokey, you're up.
Pokey: *yawn* Slow? (Is that a pokeball coming my way?)
Silver: Oh boy...
Random hippie: Here, take this TM and hit trees with it
Silver: Uhhh... Thanks? Pokey, take it and hit that tree with it!
Pokey used headbutt!
Spearow: Spear! (WHO WOKE ME UP!?!?!)
Silver: Too bad I can't catch you, the pokemon league rules say I can't
Pokey used headbutt! Wild spearow fell out! Pokey used headbutt! Wild Spearow fell out! x1000
Silver: Can we get something OTHER Then a Spearow please?
WILD HERACROSS FELL OUT!
Silver: ... Uhh... Can I ask for something less tough looking?
Heracross: Hera! (TASTE MY FURY!)
Heracross used horn attack! Pokey used heabutt! Heracross used tackle! Pokey used headbutt! Red threw a pokeball! Heracross broke free!
Silver: Oh god... I only got that lure ball left... Hope it works!
Silver threw a lure ball! Heracross was caught!
Silver: Yes! How about I call you... Hercules? Now, lets go through that forest!
((Now to spend all of our hard earned money on game corner coins and get a crobat))