We fought long and hard, spilling our good blood sweat and tears as we trained on route 22. We finally got ourselves all trained and went north on the route and... Well...
Blue: Yo Red! The guards won't let you by because you suck! Let's battle!
Blue challenged Red to a battle!
Red: Go Spike!
Blue: Go pidgey!
Pidgey: Pidgey! (Not again!)
Spike: Nid! (Lets go birdbrain mafah!)
Red: Spike, use Horn attack!
Blue: Pidgey, keep using sand attack!
Spike's attack missed! Spike's attack missed! Spike's attack mi-
Red: Spike, return! Go Draco!
Pidgey: Pidg! (Wait, WHO!?)
Draco: Char char! (Hey! Look who it is!)
Red: Draco, ember!
Pidgey was toasted!
Blue: Go Squirtle!
Squirtle: Squirtle Squirt! (I'm back baby! Now to wipe the floor with you!)
Red: Draco, take him out! Use scratch!
Draco: Char! (You got it!)
Squirtle is nearly defeated!
Squirtle: Squirt Squirt! (Come on... use some of that fire you're so proud of... Don't be a wuss!)
Draco: Char charmander! (Fine! This is for all the bullying all those years!)
Draco used ember! Critical hit! Its not very effective. Squirtle fainted!
Blue: You got lucky this time, next time you'll be kissing my feet!
Pokemon max cap increased to 4! Sweet! We headed to route 2 after healing up.
Red: I wonder what our next ally will be?
A WILD RATTATA APPEARED!
Red: Go Spike! use Tackle!
Spike: Nid nid! (Yes boss!)
Red threw a pokeball! Rattata was caught!
Red: I'm gonna call you George!
George: Tata? (Really? I have a master now?)
Red: Yes you do. Guess who's going to be our leading man into the forest? You are!
George: Rattat (Should I be scared or honored?)
Spike: Nid (Probably both, mafah)
We entered the forest and began our horrid trek in here.
A WILD KAKUNA APPEARED!
Kakuna: Kakun! (FEAR MY EPIC STINGER! I SHALL DESTROY THE WORLD WITH MY GREAT STRENGTH!)
George: Rata? (Really? You can't even move!)
Kakuna: Kakuna! (When I'm out of this cocoon, I will watch the world be pierced by my stinger! Just you wait and see! I'll evolve any minute now!)
Red: Geroge, tackle!
Geroge used tackle! Critical hit!
Kakuna: Kakuna! (Your pathetic attack cannot harm me- wait, that actually did sting)
Red threw a pokeball! Kakuna was caught!
Kakuna: Kakuuuuuuuunaaaa! (Nooooooooooooooo! My plans are foiled!)
Red: I'm gonna call you Sting
Sting: Kakun! (I am not some pet to be given names to!)
Red: No, but when I train you, you may become that force to be reckoned with. What can you do?
Kakuna only knows harden
Red: ... I can't tell if I feel sorry for you or I want to just die of laughter...
And so we went deepre into the forest... And got lost in the process...